Yami Yugi quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Ishizu

Have you accepted the power of my Millennium Necklace, yet, or do you still deny that I have already foreseen your defeat?

Make your move.

Joey

Kaiba's Dark Gremlin's standing there doing nothing when everyone knows it's stronger than her monster. So why isn't Kaiba attacking?

Maybe Kaiba doesn't want to attack yet.

Joey

That doesn't sound like the Kaiba I know, Yuge.

Yes, well, Kaiba's in quite a tough situation here. He wants to summon his Egyptian God card, but he doesn't have enough monsters to sacrifice, so, he may be planning to sacrifice Ishizu's monsters instead.

Joey

Oh! So that's why he's not attacking her.

[thinking] There's only one way for me to win this! I must summon Obelisk the Tormentor! Ishizu will cower in fear before the very Egyptian God card she gave to me!

Ishizu

And now, I summon Zolga, in attack mode! [thinking] Soon, Kaiba will sacrifice my monsters to summon Obelisk, continuing his path to defeat.

[thinking] I may only have a few cards left in my deck, but I have everything I need in order to win this duel!

Kaiba, listen to me! You're in over your head.

Stay out of this.

This tournament of yours is more than just a game! Have you not seen the damage Marik has caused so far, the people he's harmed?! You might be next! There is an ancient magic at work that cannot be denied! And if you continue to ignore it, you're a fool!

All right, let's go! Make your move!

Ishizu

You'll regret those words, Kaiba. Zolga, attack his Dark Gremlin with Cape of Destruction! But that's not all. Come forth, Kelbek, and attack his Life Points directly!

Are you done?

Ishizu

No, Kaiba. Next, I'll place this card facedown. And now I am done.

[thinking] Ishizu's facedown card must be a trap, but what kind of trap is it? Well, I know what I need to do… avoid losing my Life Points long enough to summon Obelisk the Tormentor! Then this duel will be over! [speaking] I hope you're ready… Ready to lose, that is!

Observe as I activate my Magic Card, Silent Doom… Which lets me summon a card from my graveyard. Gadget Soldier in Defense Mode!

Ishizu

[stunned; thinking] This isn't the future my Necklace predicted! Everything has changed!

Before I can summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon, I must sacrifice two monsters. First this!

Ishizu

Oh, no!

That's right! It's my Egyptian God card!

Ridiculous!

Joey

No way, man!

What's he thinking?!

It can't be!

Hear me now! I won't be controlled! I decide my future! So now I sacrifice my monsters! You're so quiet, Ishizu. Where's your magic now? Or have you realized that there's no such thing as destiny?! Now observe as I summon my Blue-Eyes! [summons his Blue-Eyes White Dragon] Show yourself!

Ishizu

So somehow Kaiba was able to change the future, by summoning his Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

But how? What did he see?!

Ishizu, if you could foresee all my moves, how did Blue-Eyes surprise you? Unless of course, you're nothing but a fake, as I suspected!

Time to finish you off now! Blue-Eyes White Dragon, attack! Wipe out her Life Points, with White Lightning Attack! Farewell. [Blue-Eyes White Dragon attacks Ishizu directly, dropping her Life Points down to zero, winning him the duel] Victory is mine! That's it!

The winner of this duel is Seto Kaiba!

Mokuba

All right! I knew that you were gonna win this duel all along, big brother!

[thinking] That was insane! Marik's Millennium Rod must have shown Kaiba the secret to winning this duel! I bet it has something to do with the images on that ancient stone tablet. Kaiba's destiny is connected to the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and I bet that's why he had to play it! Maybe now he'll believe in destiny!

Listen, Gansley, you and your partners won't succeed in trapping my friends here. Mark my words!

Really? That's if you can keep up with the new rules.

Just try me!

Very well. You remember my demonstration of our patented Deck Master System of dueling, don't you? It begins with each upon us picking a monster to serve as our Deck Master for the duration of the duel. And since I've already taken the form of a monster, lucky me… I will serve as both the duelist and the Deck Master! Now, it's time for you to build your virtual deck.

With what?

With these. Your cards aren't valid in this world, so you'll have to build a new deck from our card database. When you see a card you desire, simply touch it. Choose wisely, for once you make contact with a card image, it's yours for the entire length of the duel. Careful. Don't let any gems slip by.

All right, let's begin this duel.

How quickly we forget. You still have to choose your Deck Master. Each monster card has its own Deck Master ability under our new system. Of course, I won't tell you what those abilities are. You'll have to figure that out for yourself.

[thinking] What card should I choose to be my Deck Master? Without knowing all the new rules, it's hard to say. Well, my Dark Magician's never let me down!

Huh? Kuriboh?

Interesting choice.

Hold on! I didn't choose him!

Sorry, the rules state once a Deck Master is chosen, it cannot be changed.

Great. I didn't choose you, but now we must win this together. Kuriboh is now my Deck Master!

Suit yourself. As you know, I've chosen Deepsea Warrior. He's powerful and ruthless, like me. But enough chatting...let's get down to business! [Duel commences] I think I'll go first, if you don't mind. I summon a monster facedown in defense mode. And that's all for now. What fun would it be if I wiped out everything you own so soon? [thinking] Now, let's see if this slacker takes my bait. [speaking] It's your move. But realize it's only a matter of time before I eliminate all your Life Points! Poor Yugi. You haven't the business skills necessary to wheel-and-deal with a mogul like me!

Listen, Gansley… Duel Monsters is about honor, trust and respect. Not about business skills and making deals. So save your corporate speeches for the boardroom and stop wasting my time.

Why worry about time? Once I defeat you, you'll have nothing but time, as you spend all of eternity trapped right here!

You've lost more than half your Life Points, Yugi. Soon I'll take over your body, leaving your mind trapped in this virtual abyss!

You'll never get away with this, Gansley!

Just watch me! [draws; thinking] Ah, this will do nicely. [speaking] I summon Yowie in attack mode! Of course, Yowie's arrival forbids you from drawing a card next turn-- making him a valuable asset! Now I'll play the magic card-- Premature Burial! All I have to do is invest a mere of my Life Points. This allows me to revive one of my former monsters! Ipiria, return! I told you I've employed an unlimited team of monsters, Yugi! My workforce already outnumbers your monsters to two, And my staff will continue to grow! So, why don't you go ahead and launch your attack. With my monsters on the front line, you'll never get to me!

We'll see about that!

Let me guess, you've had enough suffering and you want to give up.

Guess again, Gansley.

Fine. You're only 500 Life Points away from annihilation, anyway.

I've been in tougher spots, before. Now make your move.

Very well. [draws; thinking] Excellent! Rainbow Snake Eingana. It could wipe him out right now with one strike, but what fun would that be? I need to drag this duel out a bit longer. So let's see… Ah, yes. [speaking] I summon Melchid the Four-Face Beast in attack mode! My first order of business is to take down your Obnoxious Celtic Guardian. My Four-Face Beast should have enough power to crush it and take a bite out of your Life Points in the process! NOW! Melchid the Four-Face Beast, eliminate his Obnoxious Celtic Guardian with quadruple smash attack!

[thinking] There's something fishy about this Johnson guy. It seems like more than just bad luck that's holding Joey down.

Yes, Yugi. I agree… Much more. Johnson is controlling the outcome of Joey's moves. I've been sensing it since the beginning of this duel. This judge is cheating.

I knew it! We've got to step in, or Joey's mind will be trapped here!

Seto Kaiba

[looks back up] Why don't you worried about him instead.

Look guys, up there!

Tristan!

Joey

That's not Tristan, remember? [as Seto Kaiba leaves off alone to find Mokuba himself]

Duke

It's the techno geek of the Big Five, Nezbitt, even though he kicked his nerdy butt in that duel, he still took Tristan's body!

I'm not alone in here!

Today's special is-- five for one!

And the verdict is in.

Our combined force will destroy you!

They're all using Tristan's body!

Give him back!

Listen, Yugi! There's only one way we'll return your friend.

[laughs] But believe me, Junior, the odds are in our favor!

Hey, that's Crump! Sicko!

All right! Tell us what we have to do to get Tristan back from your control!

Why duel us! Win, and he's yours!

Hold on! What's this about returning the body? We never discussed that! I'm the one who won this body and I won't give it up!

Nezbitt, it belongs to all of us now, and this was a group decision!

[chuckles] I can't believe you two are actually arguing as if we're going to keep our word.

Now, let's duel, Yugi!

You five are on!

Let's do this… for Tristan!

Joey

Hold it right there! Your man's a little off if you get in my drift. Five on one's are even, so count me in!

Are you sure?

Joey

Yeah. No question. The two of us are a team, Yugi. Now, let's waste these five suits!

Yes, and together, we'll save Tristan.

Fine, Yugi. Five on two.

Since there's five of us, we're going to rotate our deck master monster! So we'll start with this... You two remember me the name's Gansley. My Deepsea Warrior A strong investment! Now stand back! I'll begin! Ha! Hmm, First things first. I'll plaaaaaaaay this magic card! "A Legendary Ocean!"

Oh no!

Time to flood the market!

Duke

Run guys!

And now, I'll summon this monster... The Legendary Fisherman!

Joey

That's the card Mako Tsunami almost beat me with! Hey! Hold on, Gansley! You have to sacrifice Somethin' first to play that card! It's too powerful to summon to the field In your first move!

With his magic card he can!

Right. It's all true. A legendary ocean changes my five-star monsters to four! I'm afraid this simple fact allows me to summon them Directly to the field without sacrificing another monster!

Be careful Joey! As long as that card's in play He's at a dangerous advantage!

Joey

Don't worry Yugi. We'll dry up his ocean in no time!

You'll sink long before that!

You take the next move Joey. And remember these corporate tycoons can't be trusted!

Joey

Forget about it! You and I are gonna put these guys out of business Yugi! And it's all gonna start right now! Watch this... I summon Alligator's Sword! In defense mode! That's all for now you old geezer! But this is just the beginning! So don't get used to that body!

Tristan

I know you can do this, guys.

Joey

[thinking] I don't know if that metal chimp's Tristan or not, But we're gonna reunite him with his body no matter what.

All right, Gansley, It's my move now!! And I summon Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts... in defense mode!

Hold on! [Chuckling] Let me try, Gansley! Because all the numbers seem to point in my favor right now!

Crump, can't you see that I'm busy crushing the competition?!?

You be a fool not to let me take charge of this duel now! Did you forget the special ability of my Nightmare Penguin!? Now get out of my way! Ready!?

Joey

His voice changed!

Yes, they've switched control!

Correct! I'm Crump, the big five's accountant... And I'm an expert in crunching numbers and crushing my rivals! [Chuckles] Now meet my good friend Nightmare Penguin, The last deck master you two will ever see!

Come on guys! Crush this bird brain! I already beat this flipper-footed freak and so can you!

[thinking] These kids don't realize that the countdown To their destruction has begun! And with me doing the counting, They'll be out of life points Before they can say "Antarctic annihilation!" [speaking] For my deck master's special ability Raises the attack points of all underwater monsters! Here goes! Legendary fisherman, attack Yugi's mythical beast now! Thanks to the special ability of my Nightmare Penguin, My fisherman gets a -attack-point bonus! It's all about the numbers boys! And your number's up! And next, I summon catapult turtle! In defense mode!

Joey

He played another five-star monster! And danks ta that magic card of his He didn't hafta make a sacrifice!! Not good! We gotta get rid 'a his legendary ocean card Or we can say good bye to our bodies forever Yug!

When you two lose this duel, you and your friends will be sentenced to an eternity in this digital dungeon!

Joey

You're the one who's going down, Johnson! I beat you once and I'll beat you again!

Yes, but now we're up against all five of them!

That's right, I'm not alone in here. Now then…

I can't believe the Big Five are all in Tristan's body!

Tristan

Those business geeks are sharing me like I'm a corporate condo!

My first maneuver should seem familiar to you, Joseph. The move's called, Clear the Courtroom! It's Judge Man's Deck Master ability!

Joey

Oh, no! Not this move!

Oh, yes! First, I'll give 1,000 my Life Points. Proceed, Your Honor. Prosecute all of their monsters to the full extent of the law!

All four of our monsters are gone now.

But that's not all I've done.

Joey

What?!

Have you forgotten already, Joseph? Next, you'll both lose 500 Life Points for each monster that I've crushed.

I activate Revenge Sacrifice!

Joey

No!

This card allows me to sacrifice the monster you just attacked me with! So consider your Rocket Warrior dismissed! And I'll use it to summon a new monster. [laughs] So please welcome to the stand, Machine King! This mechanical menace gains an additional 100 attack points for every machine monster in play, including itself! The decision is unanimous! You two don't stand a chance!

Joey

All right, Yuge! Finish this guy!

I'll try. [thinking] All right, I need to play Des Volstgalph, but, in order to summon it the field, I need to sacrifice another monster first. And I have no other monsters! Not yet, anyway! [speaking] It's my move, so here goes! [draws; thinking] This is just what I needed! It's The Rock Spirit monster card! But, in order to use it, I first have to take a monster out of my graveyard and remove it from the game. I was forced to send my Buster Blader to the graveyard before, so I guess I'll take him out of play. [speaking] First, I'll remove my Buster Blader from the game in order to summon, The Rock Spirit! But I'm afraid that's not all, Johnson! Next, I'll sacrifice my Spirit to summon this, Des Voltsgalph!

Joey

[thinking] What? Is he serious?!

And now I'll place a card facedown and end my turn.

HA! You just played a magic card which triggers my Volstgalph's special ability! So it gains 200 attack points!

Now is that so? He won't be around for much longer, anyway! For I summon my Fairy Lily!

Joey

Ha! Looks like she's only got 400 attack points, Leichter!

Looks can be deceiving, Joey.

I give up 2,000 Life Points to increase her power! Lily, destroy his Des Volstgalph!

That maneuver cost you more Life Points than it cost me.

Not exactly. 'Cause I'm about to restore mine with my Sebek's Blessing magic card!

Joey

What's the deal with that card?

It increases Leichter's Life Points by the same number of Life Points I just lost.

Exactly. And if my math is correct, that gives me 1,000 more Life Points! And finally I'll place one more card facedown. Soon, we'll claim four more of your bodies leaving your minds trapped here!

Joey

Yuge, we gotta do something and fast!

Celebrating so soon?

Joey

Yeah, why?

You may have destroyed my trap card, but my Fairy Lily is still the strongest monster on the field, Mr. Wheeler. Once I power her up again, she'll wipe out your Jinzo and your Life Points!

Joey, Leichter is right! Her special ability allows him to raise her attack points higher than any other monster on the field!

Joey

Oh, yeah.

But then again, attack points aren't everything, are they, Joey?

My five Deck Masters, come forth! I call you all to the field! First, the unstoppable Jinzo!

Then, I summon the almighty Deepsea Warrior!

Followed by the cunning Nightmare Penguin!

Next, I'll call Judge Man to the stand.

And finally, I'll summon the superior Robotic Knight.

Now listen to me, my five Deck Masters. I command all of you to join together to form a creature of unparalleled strength and supreme power! Behold, the ultimate monster, my Five-Headed Dragon!

We've faced this beast, before!

Joey

I know! How could I forget?! It was the last time we fought the Cyber Creeps! That super dragon took out my monster, and me with it! Let's just hope my luck is better than it was last time.

Well, the good news it, Leichter's dragon can't attack until his next turn.

Joey

That's a relief. We have one turn to stop it.

Hold on, I forgot to mention... my dragon destroys every one of your magic, trap and monster cards as soon as it's summoned!

Well? Now it's time for you five to give Tristan his body back.

I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone who believes in playing fair!

Joey

[shocked] Say what?! All right, it's go time!

As you wish!

Oh no!

Now to take five more bodies!

Hey! What's going on?!

[voice-over] Breaking my rules again, are we?!

[looks up] Noah!

[voice-over] You five fools have failed me for the last time!

[shocked] What's going on?!

[shocked] What's happening?!

Joey

They disappeared!

Oh, no! They took Tristan's body away with them!

Tristan

I don't believe it! I'll be stuck in this monkey suit for the rest of my life! And I'm feeling more like a monkey and less like me every second. This stinks!

[hugs Tristan] I'm here for you, Tristan.

Tristan

On second thought, I can learn to live with this.