[Blip's Arkaid]
All right, one more point and fifty free games!
(Blip hearing this runs over and shuts the power off momentarily)
Sorry kids, a little power failure. Thunderstorm if you ask me.
A little power failure? My score just went down to zero and I lost fifty free games!
What can I do? It's the weather!
I don't know why Blip just shuts off the power and then blames it on the weather.
But it is the weather. Weather we are about to win any free games or not.
[Snakeeyes' bus is stuck in a snowbank and he tries to push it out.]
S Snakeeyes
All right kids, You're going to have to come out and help me push.
We are always getting stuck in the snow Snakeeyes. Can't the school board buy some snow tires?
S Snakeeyes
Oh they wanted to buy snow tires, but I told them, "No thank you!".
S Snakeeyes
Oh you kids are so stupid. I mean snow tires, how long do you think they'd last? Tires made out of snow. First two days of summer, they'd melt.
Where does the school board find him? And why do they let him drive a bus?
[Christine is shoveling snow during a blizzard in the studio.]
(with his weather machine) Christine! I finally figured out how to stop the snow!
Well would you hurry up?! My arms are getting tired!
All right! You turn the dial to heat wave. There! (The blizzard stops.)
Oh it worked! Oh but Alasdair, there's only one problem. Where does all the snow go when it melts?
[Alasdair is drenched]
Well, at least you didn't get green slimed.
You know, sometimes I don't know which is worse.
[Alasdair is slimed]
You know Alasdair, Snakeeyes is an amazing driver. Through snow, sleet, wind or hail, we have never been late for school.
And isn't it amazing that it's only on the way home from school that his brakes fail, he runs out of gas, he loses the keys, he gets stuck in the snow, he gets pulled over by the cops...
[Alasdair's weather machine has it very hot in the studio.]
Lisa, I can't believe how hot it is today.
Christine, it has got to be at least a hundred degrees.
You know, with my frail health, I can die in this weather.
There has got to be a way to cool off.
(thinking) There is! Come here. (whispers to Lisa)
CL Christine and Lisa
Water! (nothing happens) Water? WATER!!
Oh. Ross, what is going on here?
It is this heat Christine. We have to conserve water. Which is more important, a cheap gag or conserving one of our most natural resources?
I don't know, I guess you're right.
[Lisa is slimed]
Well apparently, there's no slime shortage. But you've got problems Lisa. There's no water in the showers.
[Everyone is ready to go swimming in the studio pool. However, Ross brings out a small Care Bears wading pool]
Ross, this is a pool for a little child.
This is a program for a little child.
Ross, we can't go swimming in this pool. There's no...liquid in it.
Oh. Well...then nobody's going to drown.
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S5 E25 Jealousy
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