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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 5, Episode 24

Snakeeyes and Lisa in “Seasons or Weather”

[Snakeeyes' bus is stuck in a snowbank and he tries to push it out.]

SSnakeeyes

All right kids, You're going to have to come out and help me push.

LLisa

We are always getting stuck in the snow Snakeeyes. Can't the school board buy some snow tires?

SSnakeeyes

Oh they wanted to buy snow tires, but I told them, "No thank you!".

LLisa

Why?

SSnakeeyes

Oh you kids are so stupid. I mean snow tires, how long do you think they'd last? Tires made out of snow. First two days of summer, they'd melt.

LLisa

Where does the school board find him? And why do they let him drive a bus?

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