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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 5, Episode 24

Alasdair and Christine in “Seasons or Weather”

[Christine is shoveling snow during a blizzard in the studio.]

AAlasdair

(with his weather machine) Christine! I finally figured out how to stop the snow!

CChristine

Well would you hurry up?! My arms are getting tired!

AAlasdair

All right! You turn the dial to heat wave. There! (The blizzard stops.)

CChristine

Oh it worked! Oh but Alasdair, there's only one problem. Where does all the snow go when it melts?

AAlasdair

It turns into water!

[Alasdair is drenched]

CChristine

Well, at least you didn't get green slimed.

AAlasdair

You know, sometimes I don't know which is worse.

[Alasdair is slimed]

CChristine

Well, now you know.

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