[Alasdair's weather machine has it very hot in the studio.]
Lisa, I can't believe how hot it is today.
Christine, it has got to be at least a hundred degrees.
You know, with my frail health, I can die in this weather.
There has got to be a way to cool off.
(thinking) There is! Come here. (whispers to Lisa)
Good idea! okay.
Water! (nothing happens) Water? WATER!!
Oh. Ross, what is going on here?
It is this heat Christine. We have to conserve water. Which is more important, a cheap gag or conserving one of our most natural resources?
I don't know, I guess you're right.
[Lisa is slimed]
Well apparently, there's no slime shortage. But you've got problems Lisa. There's no water in the showers.
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