Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

You have summoned the spirit of the Blind Swordsman, loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest.

Raimundo

So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons?

Open your mind and trust that your weapon will show you the way.

Omi

Shimo Staff! Ha! Oh ho! My weapon and I are most magnificent! [smooch]

Clay

Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff! Ha! Huh? Whoo! Well, I'll be a 3-legged centipede!

Kimiko

Arrow Sparrow! [Boom] Burn, baby, burn!

Raimundo

Blade of the Nebula! Huh? Hah! Whoo! I got the power! Hoo! Hoo! I got the power!

Omi

Come, Dojo. We must rescue the blind old man at once!

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!

Raimundo

Come on, let's take 'em!

Omi

No, we cannot dishonor his challenge.

Jack

Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spitter against your Mantis Flip Coin and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman.

The game is Emperor of the Train. Last man standing wins.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Raimundo

Way to kick butt! Especially when you can't see butt.

Omi

I do not understand. How can someone without sight fight so well?

[Sighs] Again with the questions. It is quite simple. I use my mind to see rather than my eyes. [loudly] DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE?! That is the secret to the treasure chest. The answers to all your questions lie inside. You just have to look.

Raimundo

The treasure chest! We left it back on the trail!

Kimiko

Uh, you left it back on the trail!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must find the bathroom.

Raimundo

This is all my fault for leaving it behind.

Clay

Oh, what no good hombre could have taken it?

Hmm. I have a pretty good idea.

With the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman mine, soon, the rest of the world will follow. Raah! [laughing evilly as its magic shines forth for him]

Raimundo

No, the old hag won't think small like that. She'll be thinkin'...

Clay

Yeah, anyway, Raimundo. Where I come from we have a sayin' follow the oil.

Kimiko

Arrow Sparrow! [T-Rex merely eats it and fires it back at her as she protect herself, Omi, Raimundo, Clay and Dojo; in distance] WUDAI FIRE SHIELD! [As the fire hits leaks in the oil tank, causing an explosion; The fallen Ruby of Ramses and Rio Reverso drop to two separate places, and the T-Rex runs towards the Rio Reverso] If we don't do something, we would wind up the ones extinct.

Raimundo

I got us into this but this time I got a plan. [slip and slides on the oil, swipes the Ruby of Ramses and he and the T-Rex touch the Rio Reverso together] T-Rex, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! My Ruby of Ramses against your Changing Chopsticks.

Jolly good. The game is Jurassic Chess.

[in unison] Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Omi

What wise saying do you have for us?

...I have none.

Raimundo

C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings...[Master Fung makes an angry face]...that we all love.

I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.

If you want I can give you your file. [Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper. Master Fung makes another angry face] Not that you would need a file like that. [hides folder with a wide grin]

Omi

This cannot be happening...Our Bobo is turning to the darkside. Again!

Raimundo

The name is Raimundo. Not Bobo!

Clay

Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are ya doin?

Kimiko

We're your friends.

Raimundo

I got all the friends I need right here.

Omi

During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as [hold a bucket of cold water] DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER!

Raimundo

Huh? [cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice] WHOA!

Omi

You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me.

Raimundo

[yawns] Would it kill ya to get some reclining seats, Dojo.

Please return all complaints to their full shut-up position, as we approach our final destination: Jack Spicer's lair.

Kimiko

Come on! Work it like you own it.

Raimundo

I think I'm gonna [yawns] just freestyle.

Oooh, I got it! Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly.

Omi

Dojo, keep your ears on the game!

Raimundo

Omi, you gotta be doing that on purpose.

The Denshi Bunny Wu is more impressive than its name suggests.

Raimundo

So, it doesn't make you a bunny?

No. That would be just plain, silly. Whoever possesses the bunny, can turn into electricity and zap his foes.

Omi

Well, too prove myself worthy of being your leader. I must solve of your elemental Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo

You did what!?

Omi, that was most unwised. So much un-restrength power could lead to great dangers.

[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.

Chase

[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Jack

[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.

[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.

Kimiko

Way too much info.

[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!

Raimundo

[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.

Kimiko

[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.

Raimundo

What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…

Clay

A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.

It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.

Kimiko

Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]

Clay

Dojo, you think you can fly?

[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.

Kimiko

We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!