Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Omi

I knew you would twice-cross me! So I twice-crossed you first!

Raimundo

That's double-crossed, but I think we get the idea.

Boys and girls, let me tell you a story about these two dragon buddies. Always seen together, like peas and carrots.

Raimundo

Is this story gonna be long or short?

It'll take as long as it takes!

Long story.

One day, they have this spot. Angry wicked words were exchanged. Words? That could never taking back. And when it was old...these two friends...would never...speak..again. [sobs] It's funny. But I know even remember what the fight was about. [pause] Oh, wait. Now I remember. Chuck wanted to borrow my yo-yo. My favorite yo-yo. The treasure family yo-yo! I politely told Chuck know. But didn't live it that. NO! He snacked to my room and too many away! And then...he lost it. LOST IT! Well, they played dumb. Never set a word. Until one night I caught a talking asleep! The only time that scoundrel couldn't tell them truth! And he's gone. GOOD RIDDANCE TO YO-YO THIEF! [spits on Clay's dinner]

Clay

Dojo, why'd you spittin' my food?

Oh. Sorry.

Omi

I order you to spill your internal organs right now!

Jack

[screamed] What kind of sick people are you!?

Raimundo

I think he means spill your guts.

[As the temple collapses] Remember, the fate of the world rests with you!

Raimundo

Is it me or does the fate of the world rest with us a lot?

Jack

What do you think the spiders want with us?

Raimundo

Dude, we're in their web. Take a guess.

Jack

[Understanding] I DON'T WANT A SPIDER TO EAT ME!

Clay

Chill, evil partner! Spiders don't eat people! They desiccate you, suck out all your fluids until nothing is left. [Clay dried up and the others staring at him] What? Can't a cowboy have a hobby?

Jack

I don't want to be...what he said!

I tell you. You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again! Bada bing. [chuckles] AAAAHHHHHH!

Raimundo

[Laughs] Dojo, you should a seen yourself!

Kimiko

Rai, that wasn't very nice.

Raimundo

[scoffs] How can anyone be so afraid of a spider?

What a pansy!

Omi

Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for your assistance, my small friend. [he gives a high-five on a spider]

Kimiko

I was hoping we'd all rise together.

Omi

[Looking sad] Aw, me too. [Then looking happy] That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors.

Clay

Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?

Omi

[Laughing] Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo?

Omi

I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you.

Raimundo

I'm not laughing.

Kimiko

Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.

Omi

But you are a girl. [The others gasp] AAAAH!

Raimundo

[Wincing] Nyah...

Kimiko

And your point?

Omi

Nothing, I like girls. [He passes out]

Very interesting... it says here that Alexander The Great had seven toes on one foot and three on the other.

Raimundo

What about Omi?

Well, I'm pretty sure he has five on each. But I've never taken a closer look.

Omi

Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, I was ready to humiliate you in battle, but I have no idea why.

Kimiko

It’s OK, Omi. It’s just good to have you back.

Jack

Omi, I missed you so.

Omi

OK, now I am most confused.

Jack brought the Reversing Mirror into the Ying Yang World. Instead of coming out whole, he must have left behind all of his evil.

Chase Young

I hate to interrupt such a nauseating moment, but we have some serious evil left on the agenda.

Clay

You have got no hold on Omi. He’s got his Chi back, and you ain’t getting your grubby hands on it.

Chase Young

Omi swore his loyalty to me.

Kimiko

He wasn’t himself back then.

Raimundo

Omi is going nowhere. Except back home with us.

Omi

We may be outside, but we are not down.

Raimundo

I think he means we're down but not out.

Maybe I should take over. I'd like to leave the parallel universe in one piece.

Omi

Do you know how to fly the Silver Manta Ray?

Please, I was flying before I could crawl. I'm not just a mystical dragon. I'm also a certified pilot!

Raimundo

Good enough for me! She's all yours, pappy!

Now, let's see if we can pick up the pace a little!

Don't worry! I've got everything under control!

Raimundo

Clay, you know about tractors, maybe you can fix the Silver Manta Ray.

Clay

Oh, sure Rai, yeah. Tractors and mystical flying transports are like two peas from the same pod.

Uhh... what in tarnation are you doin’?

Chase Young

I’m ending what I should have ended years ago.

Omi

Nooooooooo!

Hyah! Unh! Hyah!

Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form again] Nice to see you again, Chase. Hey, thanks for the assistance. Maybe one day I’ll return the favor. [Continues sinister laughter]

Clay

[Muffled] I’m afraid we got big problems, pardner.

Omi

I know. You ripped the words from inside my mouth.

Chase Young

You fools! You don’t know what you’ve done. You have unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen.

Raimundo

Hmmph! Sounds like end of the world time...again.

Chase Young

No. it is far worse than that.

You're talkin' to Hannibal Roy Bean.

Raimundo

Oh, yeah! Well listen mister musical fruit I eat beans for lunch.

Raimundo

She's not your mom, she's a robot!

Omi

[shocked] A ROBOT?!

Jack

[gesturing to Wuya and Hannibal; cowering fearfully] Hey, they made me do it. [voiceover of flashback] They made build all other robots. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots look like your relatives. If you had any. [back to the present] We figured if we could break up the dream team, we could take all your Wu.

And it would have worked, too. [points to Omi] If you hadn't shown up.

Omi

Let us just say that a little bird told me to.