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Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Played by Tom Kenny · 132 quotes · page 9 of 9

Raimundo

2nd most-quoted character in Xiaolin Showdown: in 132 of its 327 quotes
Most scenes with: Omi (79), Kimiko (60), Clay (54)

Scenes with Raimundo 121

[The Xiaolin monks are watching a footage of Wuya and Hannibal attacking Chase and getting back some of their Shen Gong Wu when Hannibal found out about his weaknesses]

Hannibal must have hacked into my system. That's how he found out about Chase's weakness.

Hannibal alone is potent threat. But together with Wuya, their evil forces could mean the end of the world.

Raimundo

Where have I heard the before? Oh, yeah! "PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN"!

[Master Fung and the Xiaolin monks all give a thumbs-up]

[Kimiko shows Jack a video on her laptop]

[imitating Wuya] Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius.

[imitating Chase] Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level.

Raimundo

[offscreen as Dojo intervenes] Dojo, get out of the shot!

[imitating Hannibal] He is truly evil incarnate.

Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o!

[Later… Dojo and the Xiaolin monks are headed for the location of the new Shen Gong Wu: The Cannon Blaster]

The Cannon Blaster acts like a cannon…that blasts. Uh… Anyway, the holder can literally turn into a human cannonball.

Ooh! I've always wanted to turn into a human cannonball!

Raimundo

Hey, you're already halfway there.

I fear I have ruined the future.

Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed.

Old Raimundo

Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits.

Old Raimundo

Guys, this is a test we've been waiting for. I'd say we breaking in the palace, and take back of Sands of Time.

Oh, we're not exactly the lame mean rotten machine we'll will once more.

Old Raimundo

First, you were never lean. And second, we're still Xiaolin warriors. We fought together once, and we can do it again. It's up to us now. The Shroud of Shadows!

Old Raimundo

Kimiko, take the Denshi Bunny and turn yourself into a electricity. Then, travel through the wires until you'll find the Wu vault where Jack keeps his Wu. I used the conch to the location.

What's that? Oh, never mind. I'll look around to see where Jack keeps this Wu. [coughs] Denshi Bunny.

Old Raimundo

Omi! Use the Sands of Time! Make sure it never happens. Go!

Sands of Time!

[Activates the Sands of Time to taking them back 1,500 years ago]

[sobs] No.

Raimundo

I'd much rather fight evil than mud-wrestle some pig.

Woah there, partner. This is not "some pig". All pigs are special in their own way.

And what makes you so sure?

That may be but it don't mean diddly, if we can't bust our way out of here.

Raimundo

We can escape! If I drink the Lao Mang Lone Soup.

No, you can't! It'll turn you evil!

Raimundo

But it'll give you guys enough time to escape.

[Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay and Dojo shake their bodies after they return to the temple]

I hope you have learned well from your quest.

Raimundo

I'm not quite sure what just happened. But I'll know, I'll never forget it.

What happened? Really happened?

[screams when he appeared behind Clay while Raimundo and Kimiko turn their heads] I wanna go home! [screams as he starts to run out of the temple while he freaks out]

[Last lines of the series]

As I told you, a leader would rise from the quest, and now... one has.

[Raimundo is suddenly lit up, and as he's engulfed by the light, his original red robes and his medallion soon disappear and are replaced with a black robe with a dragon on the sleeve and a red sash on him, revealing that he has become the official leader of the team]

Way to go, Rai! [Jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek]

You did it, partner!

Raimundo

[He has look of amazement, Kimiko jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek] I-I don't know what to say. Except I never thought it would be me...[Kimiko and Clay give him a look]...Well maybe a little.

[Raimundo then notices Omi standing behind Master Fung with a let down look on his face. However Omi comes out from behind Master Fung and sheds a few small tears... as from the moment Master Fung told Omi about the new students coming to the temple, Omi vowed to be a great leader. Omi, with tears in his eyes spreads a smile across his face. He and Raimundo bow to each other at the same time. Master Fung, Dojo, and the chosen ones smile too. Then, an explosion outside the temple occurs. Monks notice that every single villain they've encountered during the series are there with their original enemy, Jack Spicer smiling]

[to chosen ones, especially Raimundo who's busy removing his bandages before taking a second to survey their enemies] Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.

[With that, the team launch themselves into battle against the Heylins]

Not too much pressure there...

[It then cuts to show Kimiko, Clay and Omi whose dots have begun to glow, running alongside each other and seconds later, Raimundo appears. As they edge closer, Raimundo then jumps into the air and prepares to launch a kick just as the screen goes black]

OKOmi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay

HAAIIIYYA!

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