[Kimiko uses the Mind Reader Conch and the Eye of Dashi into her PDA to listen to the thoughts of Wuya, Chase, Jack, and Hannibal]
[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.
[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.
[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.
[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.
Way too much info.
[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!
[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.
[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.
What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…
A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.
It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.
Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]
Dojo, you think you can fly?
[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.
We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!
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