Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Jack Spicer

Smell ya later, losers! [Tries to fly off but has his foot caught in a lasso]

Clay

You'll smell us NOW, ya dirty snake!

Kimiko

Smell us now?

Raimundo

Clay's villain taunting needs some serious work.

Omi

Master, how will we fight this Mala Mala Jong?

You won't, Omi. You and the other chosen ones will take our Shen Gong Wu and flee the temple grounds immediately. [holds up his hand, silencing the Xiaolin monks as they're about to complain] The remaining Shen Gong Wu must not fall into Wuya's hands. You will protect them at all costs. Now go!

Raimundo

I didn't spend all this time training to just run and hide! I'm not afraid of this Mala Mala Ding-Jong thing!

This is no time for recklessness, Raimundo. Do as you are told.

Kimiko

Now what? We just camp out here and wait?

How 'bout we "sing songs"? Or-or tell "ghost stories"? Or ah..oh, oh, oh, oh! I know. S'mores!

Raimundo

Mala Mala Jong could be attacking the temple right now! We should be fighting with Master Fung!

Omi

Master Fung ordered us to guard the Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo

But...

Omi

All we can do is formulate a plan to defeat Mala Mala Jong in case...

Clay

Master Fung fails.

Raimundo

So, that's the way it's gonna be, huh?

Kimiko

You tell us, Raimundo.

Clay

You can always drop the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

Raimundo

Nah, I'm up for a Xiaolin slap down.

Omi

Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of SECRET ELABORATE PLAN.

Raimundo

Nothin' escapes you, Omi.

Omi

Not even you!

Raimundo

Wrong.

Delicious. My domination of the world is now...complete.

Raimundo

Uh, Wuya? You might wanna do head count. You're short one, Omi.

Omi? [gasps, poof] Where's Omi?

Clay

Frankly, It's none of your business, Ma'am.

Oh, as they say I have ways to making you talk.

Jack

He's trapped in a past!

Raimundo

What?

Jack

Yeah. He traveled back in time as some guy named Dashi for help!

Omi's in a past?

Kimiko

Yes. And now he's trapped there!

Jack

And it was me who sent him back, Wuya! I was really on your side all the way! Stupid Omi walked right in to our trap! WOO-HOO! You can let me go now.

Forget it, Jack. I'm not buying it.

Jack

Really? Even if I whimper? [whimpers]

Raimundo

Omi's really trapped in the past?

Kimiko

We'll never see him again, thanks to you!

And I hope you feel guilty about it.

Clay

Yeah, nice going, you two-faced fink.

Raimundo

I...I never wanted anything happen to you guys, I...I just wanted my due.

And now you're got it, Raimundo. To the dungeon with them!

Raimundo

Wait, wait! Wuya. What if these guys. You know swear loyalty to you. Maybe they could sort a live the the palace? With me?

If, they swear their loyalty.

Raimundo

C'mon, guys! You won't believe the stuff she's got video games, racecars, speed boats...

Jack

Sold! You can let me go now.

The offer's not for you, Jack.

Jack

Buy, you really hold the grudge.

Raimundo

Guys, Wuya rules the whole world. So, c'mon, join the winning team already. What do you say?

Kimiko

What do we say? How about...DREAM ON!

[offscreen] Forget it!

Kimiko

What's the matter, Rai? You look pretty bored for a guy who rules the world.

Raimundo

What are you doing here!? Did you decide to join me?

Clay

Nope. Still rather kiss the backside of a mule.

Kimiko

We escaped, Raimundo. So be cool and let us go.

Or be a loser and come after us.

Raimundo

Better run, 'cause I'm coming after you.

Kimiko

Have it your way.

Raimundo

C'mon. We got some former friends to catch.

Omi

I would not count your ducks before they emerge from their shells!

Raimundo

...that one wasn't even close.

Looks like the first of the Shen Gong Wu just popped.

Kimiko

It says the Crystal Glasses allow(s) the wearer to see into the future.

Omi

I already know my future. I will be the most wise and powerful and swiftest of all Xiaolin dragons!

Raimundo

You left out modest.

Omi

[scratching Dojo's rash with the Fist of Tebigong] I do not think the Fist of Tebigong was meant for this purpose.

Ohhh, yeah! Yeah, right there. Ohh, yeah.

Kimiko

[disgusted] Eww! Let's hope the rest of those Shen Gong Wu reveal themselves before you run out of scales.

Raimundo

[takes the shades off his eyes, revealing he's using the Crystal Glasses] Looking for these?

Raimundo, did you not hear Master Fung?! This Shen Gong Wu is no toy! [growls]

[laughing] Is funny!

Raimundo

Come on, Omi! It’s a classic gong game!

Omi

Okay, I hear your concerns and I will take them under advisement with the apprentice’s. Clay, Kimiko?

Clay

I reckon’ we don't have a better choice.

Kimiko

Let’s give a shot.

Raimundo

What?! You’re believing Jack Spicer over ME?! That’s it! I'm finding my own way in, and anyone who wants can go with me!

Clay

Two-Ton Tunic!

Raimundo

Eye of Dashi!

Kimiko

Third-Arm Sash!

Omi

Orb of Tornami!

Raimundo

Jack, I challenge you to a…

[clears throat] A Showdown Trio. This was on your cheat sheet, too.

Jack

Fine. How 'bout my Tangle Web Comb for Raimundo's Eye of Dashi, and Pandabubba's Fist of Tebigong?

Raimundo

I'm cool with that. Winner takes the Longi Kite. What's the showdown?

Last boat afloat wins the showdown.

[in unison] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

Omi

Dragon X Kumei! WATER!

Clay

EARTH!

Kimiko

FIRE!

Raimundo

WIND!

Omi

It is one step forward and two steps back. Perhaps the secret lies within the food. I shall eat until I am big! [starts scarfing down some food]

Clay

You know, we got a saying down in Texas: "You can't put a 20-gallon head in a 10-gallon hat."

Raimundo

Yeah. You just made that up. Hey, here's an idea! Watch this! Changing Chopsticks! [uses the chopsticks to shrink down the food] Now you can eat every last bite.

Omi

[finds the solution to the problem] Raimundo, that is the answer! I will grow bigger backwards!

Kimiko

You got me on that one.

Omi

Clay, may I please borrow the Reversing Mirror? Raimundo, may I please borrow the Changing Chopsticks?

Clay

Where are you going with this, Omi?

Omi

Changing Chopsticks! Reversing Mirror! [combines the effects of both the Wu and grows into a massive size] Now there is nothing I cannot accomplish! Except perhaps explaining to Master Fung about the temple ceiling.

Omi

Cyclops is still unstoppable. And now because of me, we have lost two Shen Gong Wu.

Clay

Don't be so down on yourself, Omi. I'm the one who blew the showdown.

Omi

Yes, but only because I was not there to fight your battle. It is I to blame for your most humiliating defeat.

Clay

Uh-huh. Excuse me while I crawl under a rock.

Omi

Since you clearly cannot get along without me, I will return to regular size. Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks down and finds he's a little shorter than his friends] Hmm. I do not remember my fellow warriors being quite so big.

Clay

Yeah. Maybe you ought to give that bronco another ride.

Omi

Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks a little bit] Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks a little more] Changing Chopsticks!

Kimiko

[kneels down] Maybe you should stop while there's something left.

Raimundo

You know, you used the Reversing Mirror and the Changing Chopsticks to get into this. I'll bet you need 'em both to get out.

Clay

[sighs] I'm afraid 'cause of me, we're shy one Reversing Mirror.

Omi

I have much thinking to do. Can you carry me to the temple? If I walk, I fear it will take many months.