Vlad quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Raimundo

[takes the shades off his eyes, revealing he's using the Crystal Glasses] Looking for these?

Raimundo, did you not hear Master Fung?! This Shen Gong Wu is no toy! [growls]

[laughing] Is funny!

I hear Wuya dump you, again.

Jack Spicer

[Imitating Vlad] "I jear Wuya dump you!" Nobody hears Wuya dump me, because I dump Wuya.

That is not what they say on Internet!

Jack Spicer

[Excitedly] I'm on the Internet?

Da, in warrior chat rooms everywhere! You big laughing stock! Now when person loses everything, new hip thing to say is 'Aw, I got Jacked!' [Laughs evilly]

What you know about Heylin Seed?

Jack Spicer

I read something about it in Evil Seeds and Gardens. Why?