Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

One of you will have to remain behind to watch Dojo.

Omi

Master Fung is wise as always. Raimundo, you will remain behind.

No, Omi, you will be the one who stays.

Omi

Why should I remain behind and Raimundo go? It took him the longest to become an apprentice, and no one thought he would make it!

Raimundo

[clears throat] Ahem.

Omi

Uh, I mean, except for me?

Omi

I did not abandon my post! I am still at my post, actually I am inside my post! But that Dojo pulled his sweater over my eyes!

Raimundo

Alright, that's gotta be Omi.

Who let Dojo out?

Omi

[sighs shamefully in dismay] I am so ashamed. It appears Dojo is one very crafty dragon.

Oh, this is not good.

Raimundo

How bad is it really?

Raimundo

Maybe we should just take the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

It will not matter where or how far we travel… Dojo will find us.

Omi

As always, Master Fung is most wise. An honorable warrior would stay and… [Two-Headed Dojo flies over the Shen Gong Wu vault] Fight?

Kimiko

He does know how to make an entrance.

I got me a powerful craving for some Shen Gong Wu. One stomach and two mouths to feed!

Jack

I guess this would be the part where I let out my new trademark evil laugh. Hahahahahahhahahahah! Muahahahahahaha! [This continues for several seconds]

Omi

Not so fast Spicer! He who is last to be laughing laughs most loudly!

Raimundo

What Omi did to that sentence is what we're going to do to you!

Omi

[thinking] Ugh! Enough out of you.

Kimiko

[thinking] Oh, shut up!

Raimundo

[thinking] Stupid dragon.

Clay

[thinking] Put a dadgarn sock in it.

[annoyed] Hey! I heard that!

Sorry, Dojo.

Omi

[sneaking into the Shen Gong Wu vault] As long as I am here, I will test my ability to use the Conch wisely. Ah. Mind Reader Conch. [puts it to his ear and listens to Raimundo's thoughts]

Raimundo

[thinking] I'll just tell Omi that I went out to meditate. He believes everything he's told.

Omi

People tell me all the time that I don't believe everything I'm told, and I believe them! Oh, that Raimundo!

Hi, I'm Megan.

Raimundo

Oh, there's something you don't see every day. A little girl in a hamster ball.

Are you looking for Jack Spicer and the ugly old hag? [everyone nods and she gets out of the shield] My stupid cousin Jack thinks he locked me inside that thing but I found the door.

Looks like my young monks had trouble sleeping last night.

Raimundo

Actually, I had a pretty gross dream. Jack Spicer was in it.

Clay

Me too! Did he do his evil laugh?

Kimiko

Yeah, and it was so annoying.

Now that Jack has the Shadow of Fear, it's very possible that he has been visiting your dreams.

Kimiko

Talk about wanting to wash my brain out.

Raimundo

Everybody ready to go kick some Jack Spicer's butt?

Clay

Does it bull like that snort?

Kimiko

Yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Omi

Uhh...I have some scroll to study right now.

Raimundo

What?

For centuries, a mischievous spirit, Sibini, was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale. When the scale was broken, that spirit was freed and took over Clay's body.

Kimiko

Oh, it's all my fault. I broke the scale and hid it in Clay's room. I never knew it would turn him evil. [puts her head in her hands in disgrace, realizing she did make a mistake]

[comforting her] Making a mistake is not a sign of weakness, Kimiko. It is not being able to admit it that is the true mistake.

Raimundo

What does this Sibini want?

The Monarch Wings.

It is the sister Shen Gong Wu of unimaginable strength. It will reveal itself within a short time of the other. When the two join, their powers will become far greater than the two individually. If Sibini gets the Monarch Wings, he will no longer need a host. He will become invincible.

Omi

Then we must stop him at once!

Be cautious. The longer the Sibini spirit inhabits Clay, the stronger he becomes.

Raimundo

Hey, Omi, everything cool?

Omi

Yes, Raimundo. I believe everything is the correct temperature.

Raimundo

I can't believe something that small could put up such a big fight!

Omi

[grabbing Raimundo's shirt] What! I am not that small!

Kimiko

I think he was talking about Sibini.

Omi

Oh, yes! He is very small.

Kimiko

Sibini is going after the Monarch Wings!

Jack

The Monarch Wings are mine! [grabs them with his teeth, until Sibini jumps onto his face, screams in terror like a girl, and flees]

Kimiko

Sibini, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager the Eye of Dashi against the Tangle Web Comb.

Omi

Does that mean he accepts?

Raimundo

I think so.

Kimiko

The contest is First to grab the Monarch Wings and make it outside the Ring of Geysers wins. Let's go!

XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

Raimundo

Jake Spicer. Maybe we can warmed up by having a good ol' fashion butt kicking contest!

Jack Spicer

[nervously smiled] Hey,..guys, I..I know what you're thinking.

Kimiko

You couldn't possibly! Are you being screaming of little girl of screaming of yours!