[holding Clay's hat as Raimundo fills it up with milk] Are you sure Clay wants us to do this?
Of course. Remember, if the hat doesn't hold ten gallons, he gets to return it for a free one.
But why does it have to be milk?
Cowboys, cow milk.
Milk comes from cows, too? We get ours from mountain goats here.
Hey, fellas. [shocked in outrage when he sees what's going on] Huh?!
Only a nine-and-a-half gallons. You get a free hat!
[angrily] Raimundo!
Think fast! [tosses the filled hat of milk at a furious Clay who then chases him around the room] Hey, what's one hat compared to your best friend Raimundo's life?
[enraged] You are Texas toast, Rai!
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