Omi quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Omi

Master, how will we fight this Mala Mala Jong?

You won't, Omi. You and the other chosen ones will take our Shen Gong Wu and flee the temple grounds immediately. [holds up his hand, silencing the Xiaolin monks as they're about to complain] The remaining Shen Gong Wu must not fall into Wuya's hands. You will protect them at all costs. Now go!

Raimundo

I didn't spend all this time training to just run and hide! I'm not afraid of this Mala Mala Ding-Jong thing!

This is no time for recklessness, Raimundo. Do as you are told.

Kimiko

Now what? We just camp out here and wait?

How 'bout we "sing songs"? Or-or tell "ghost stories"? Or ah..oh, oh, oh, oh! I know. S'mores!

Raimundo

Mala Mala Jong could be attacking the temple right now! We should be fighting with Master Fung!

Omi

Master Fung ordered us to guard the Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo

But...

Omi

All we can do is formulate a plan to defeat Mala Mala Jong in case...

Clay

Master Fung fails.

Jack

Hey you know what they say, finders keepers, losers weepers.

Omi

The only one being a weeping loser is you Jack Spicer! And you Wuya! You shall weep over your loss as well!

Jack

Wow! That is the lamest taunt ever. Stick to the jumping and kicking Omi.

Omi

As you wish!

Raimundo

So, that's the way it's gonna be, huh?

Kimiko

You tell us, Raimundo.

Clay

You can always drop the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

Raimundo

Nah, I'm up for a Xiaolin slap down.

Omi

Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of SECRET ELABORATE PLAN.

Raimundo

Nothin' escapes you, Omi.

Omi

Not even you!

Raimundo

Wrong.

Omi

[heartbroken] Raimundo really has betrayed us.

Raimundo stole our Shen Gong Wu? This is most troubling.

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, put a padlock on this thing!

Clay

There's a bright side. He only rustled up one… the Serpent's Tail.

Omi

Why would Raimundo take just one Shen Gong Wu?

Because that one Shen Gong Wu is all Wuya needs.

Kimiko

Is the Serpent's Tail really all that?

You got that ominous thing going on. Care to spill the beans?

On its own, the Serpent's Tail is no great threat, it makes a solid person ghostly.

But combined with Reversing Mirror...

Omi

It would turn a ghostly person solid!

Wuya!

Precisely.

Kimiko

This is bad. Very, very bad.

Omi

If I had hair, it would be standing on end.

If I had boots, I'd be quaking in them.

Clay

Wanna borrow mine?

No thanks. No feet.

Omi

Wuya?

In the flesh.

Omi

I am most confused. If you were just going to give me the pebble, why make me go through the whole Showdown?

Two reasons. One, it was funny.

True.

Two, to teach you something.

Jack

Me? Fighting for good? In a bathrobe? Forget it. Next time we meet, we're enemies again.

Jack

But maybe some time, if we're not fighting over Shen Gong Wu, we can all go for ice cream. My treat.

Omi

Yes that would be most nice. We could get a Monday!

Clay

Sundae.

Omi

Even better!

You thought I'd stay out of that box forever, didn't you?

Omi

Yes, I did, Wuya. Well, another 1500 years would have been nice!

Omi

I would not count your ducks before they emerge from their shells!

Raimundo

...that one wasn't even close.

Omi

I challenge you, Jack Spicer, and also you, Jack Spicer double, to a showdown trio! Last man standing wins the game. I wager the Tongue of Saiping!

Jack

I wager the Shard of Lightning!

I wager the Shroud of Shadows!

Jack

I change my mind. I want the Shroud of Shadows.

Too late. It's already mine.

Omi

Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown!

Looks like the first of the Shen Gong Wu just popped.

Kimiko

It says the Crystal Glasses allow(s) the wearer to see into the future.

Omi

I already know my future. I will be the most wise and powerful and swiftest of all Xiaolin dragons!

Raimundo

You left out modest.

Omi

[scratching Dojo's rash with the Fist of Tebigong] I do not think the Fist of Tebigong was meant for this purpose.

Ohhh, yeah! Yeah, right there. Ohh, yeah.

Kimiko

[disgusted] Eww! Let's hope the rest of those Shen Gong Wu reveal themselves before you run out of scales.

Raimundo

[takes the shades off his eyes, revealing he's using the Crystal Glasses] Looking for these?

Raimundo, did you not hear Master Fung?! This Shen Gong Wu is no toy! [growls]

[laughing] Is funny!

[Talking to Omi] Soon you will be my greatest ally!

Jack

I'll even write your own evil theme music! [dramatic music plays] Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!

Omi

This is NOT right!

Raimundo

Come on, Omi! It’s a classic gong game!

Omi

Okay, I hear your concerns and I will take them under advisement with the apprentice’s. Clay, Kimiko?

Clay

I reckon’ we don't have a better choice.

Kimiko

Let’s give a shot.

Raimundo

What?! You’re believing Jack Spicer over ME?! That’s it! I'm finding my own way in, and anyone who wants can go with me!