You found the Sword of the Storm?
It wasn't my fault. That sword didn't even work.
OmiDid you not remember what I said about this Shen Gong Wu?
Well, yeah, of course I did. I… [notices everyone glaring at him] What?
You didn't hear a word about the Sword of the Storm, did you?
I, uh… might have missed the middle part.
[Kimiko groans and facepalms as Omi growls in irritation with his face turning red]
Raimundo was defeated by a wind Shen Gong Wu? But ain't wind your dragon element?
[admitting] Yeah, yeah. I get the point. I messed up. Like you guys never make mistakes.
Face it, Raimundo. He's all over you like stink on a skunk.
Ah-ah! The master isn't through yet. Gotcha, don't I?
Omi
No, the Ace is in your sleeve. I only hesitate because I'm thinking of Kimiko again. Or perhaps I should say, the one who calls herself Kimiko.
You're tiger instincts are keen, bro. But your theory about Kim is… I don't know, it's-
Yeah, it's buggier than a June bug.
Omi
No. I am sure of myself on this matter. But if you will not listen, perhaps Master Fung will.
Omi
[points at Chameleonbot (in the form of Kimiko) stealing all the Shen Gong Wu; to Clay and Raimundo] See? You see, you see, you see?!
I see but…I do not wanna believe.
NIFTY! I should've caught it at NIFTY!
Omi
Imposter, show your true form!
CChameleonbot (as Kimiko)
How about if I show you this instead?
Hey, Dojo. What's shakin'?
Me! A new Shen Gong Wu just activated!
The Ring of the Nine Dragons makes one warrior into as many as nine.
Omi
Nine different places at one time? Ooh, that would be most helpful!
At this point, any Shen Gong Wu would be helpful.
True. We've only got one left.
Thanks to that dirty snake, Jack Spicer.
[The three Omi clones meet each other at dawn]
Omi
My viper strike was not very good.
DODizzy Omi
I never made it past level one.
FOFat Omi
I ate cookie dough all night. [belches] Oh, may I never be hungry again.
OCOmi Clones
[gasp] Master Fung!
[Back at the Xiaolin temple, Omi is punished to clean a huge pile of dirty dishes for disobeying Master Fung's order of using the Ring of the Nine Dragons]
I want them spotless, Omi. Spotless. [holds up a brush and gives him a sharped scowl]
Omi
[sadly understanding] Yes, Master. [takes the brush] Spotless.
[Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay watch from outside the kitchen]
I will inspect your work in one hour. [leaves the kitchen, slamming the door shut]
[Omi looks at his reflection in all the dishes with sadness, representing his clones]
Wow, I've never seen Master Fung so upset.
He looked as mad as a beaver in a petrified forest.
Omi
Master Fung is right to be angry (with me). [starts getting to work] I have acted most shamefully. Because of my disobedience, we still only have one Shen Gong Wu.
Yeah, true. [Kimiko angrily nudges him in the arm] Ow! What?! I'm just agreeing with what he said. Besides, maybe it's better this way.
[Dojo and the Xiaolin monks arrive at an Indonesian volcano]
[disgusted by the smell] Ohh! That's rank, yo!
Omi
The volcano's odor is most stinky. [to Dojo] Are you sure you smell a Shen Gong Wu?
Pssh. Does Clay wear his boots to bed?
[sees the black dragon Wu through binoculars] There it is! But what is it?
Omi
We would already know…
[glares at Kimiko] If someone didn't forget to bring the Ancient Scroll of the Shen Gong Wu.
Omi
You allowed the painting of smiley faces on your fingernails to distract you from your duties!
Meanwhile, back at the volcano, are we gonna bag this Wu or what?
[Dojo, Omi, and Raimundo look through the Shen Gong Wu scroll and find the Sapphire Dragon]
Omi
Ha! Right there!
Omi
The most dangerous Shen Gong Wu. It is only to be used as an absolute last resort. It will turn your enemy into a sapphire statue.
And a guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground.
[Episode starts with the Xiaolin monks and Dojo in New York City]
Omi
[sees the statue of Lady Liberty through binoculars] Whoa! Who is that lady?
That's the Statue of Liberty, Omi.
Omi
She must have been a great Xiaolin warrior, to get a statue that big.
Omi
[holding Clay's hat as Raimundo fills it up with milk] Are you sure Clay wants us to do this?
Of course. Remember, if the hat doesn't hold ten gallons, he gets to return it for a free one.
Omi
But why does it have to be milk?
Omi
Milk comes from cows, too? We get ours from mountain goats here.
Hey, fellas. [shocked in outrage when he sees what's going on] Huh?!
Omi
Only a nine-and-a-half gallons. You get a free hat!
Think fast! [tosses the filled hat of milk at a furious Clay who then chases him around the room] Hey, what's one hat compared to your best friend Raimundo's life?
[enraged] You are Texas toast, Rai!
Omi, please tell Clay that he's blocking my light.
Omi
Clay, I have a message from-
Omi, tell Kimiko that I'll cast my shadow wherever I darn well please.
Omi
Kimiko, Clay responds-
Tell Clay that maybe his shadow wasn't so fat and huge.
Omi
Clay, Kim-
Omi, tell Kimiko and Clay that they're both… [head enlarges; agitated] GIVING ME A HEADACHE!
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