Omi quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Clay

Two-Ton Tunic!

Raimundo

Eye of Dashi!

Kimiko

Third-Arm Sash!

Omi

Orb of Tornami!

Kimiko

Come on, Rai. You can still win this.

Omi

Just think: "What would Omi do"?

Omi

Dragon X Kumei! WATER!

Clay

EARTH!

Kimiko

FIRE!

Raimundo

WIND!

Omi

It is one step forward and two steps back. Perhaps the secret lies within the food. I shall eat until I am big! [starts scarfing down some food]

Clay

You know, we got a saying down in Texas: "You can't put a 20-gallon head in a 10-gallon hat."

Raimundo

Yeah. You just made that up. Hey, here's an idea! Watch this! Changing Chopsticks! [uses the chopsticks to shrink down the food] Now you can eat every last bite.

Omi

[finds the solution to the problem] Raimundo, that is the answer! I will grow bigger backwards!

Kimiko

You got me on that one.

Omi

Clay, may I please borrow the Reversing Mirror? Raimundo, may I please borrow the Changing Chopsticks?

Clay

Where are you going with this, Omi?

Omi

Changing Chopsticks! Reversing Mirror! [combines the effects of both the Wu and grows into a massive size] Now there is nothing I cannot accomplish! Except perhaps explaining to Master Fung about the temple ceiling.

Omi

Cyclops is still unstoppable. And now because of me, we have lost two Shen Gong Wu.

Clay

Don't be so down on yourself, Omi. I'm the one who blew the showdown.

Omi

Yes, but only because I was not there to fight your battle. It is I to blame for your most humiliating defeat.

Clay

Uh-huh. Excuse me while I crawl under a rock.

Omi

Since you clearly cannot get along without me, I will return to regular size. Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks down and finds he's a little shorter than his friends] Hmm. I do not remember my fellow warriors being quite so big.

Clay

Yeah. Maybe you ought to give that bronco another ride.

Omi

Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks a little bit] Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks a little more] Changing Chopsticks!

Kimiko

[kneels down] Maybe you should stop while there's something left.

Raimundo

You know, you used the Reversing Mirror and the Changing Chopsticks to get into this. I'll bet you need 'em both to get out.

Clay

[sighs] I'm afraid 'cause of me, we're shy one Reversing Mirror.

Omi

I have much thinking to do. Can you carry me to the temple? If I walk, I fear it will take many months.

Clay

You okay down there, partner?

Omi

Oh, yes! Dojo's earwax is most convenient! But I do wish I had a better view. Ah, that is much better!

Better hope I don't sneeze!

Omi

Nooo, you have very clean sinuses! I thank you!

Omi

Has Dojo ever gotten out of his box?

It's only happened once. It was the last time anyone saw... Atlantis.

One of you will have to remain behind to watch Dojo.

Omi

Master Fung is wise as always. Raimundo, you will remain behind.

No, Omi, you will be the one who stays.

Omi

Why should I remain behind and Raimundo go? It took him the longest to become an apprentice, and no one thought he would make it!

Raimundo

[clears throat] Ahem.

Omi

Uh, I mean, except for me?

[as Master Fung] Omi, it is Master Fung. Dojo is holding me prisoner!

Omi

No. I do not believe you! [eats an eggroll]

[as a sad little girl; crying] Please let me out. I'm lost! [cries]

Omi

No! No, I cannot!

[as a mother version of Omi] Omi, this is your mother speaking. You open that door this instant!

Omi

Dojo, you are merely wasting your efforts. Besides, I am an orphan.

[as Omi] Omi, it's Omi. You've got to let me out!

Omi

[irritated] Oh, this is now getting most ridiculous!

Omi

I did not abandon my post! I am still at my post, actually I am inside my post! But that Dojo pulled his sweater over my eyes!

Raimundo

Alright, that's gotta be Omi.

Who let Dojo out?

Omi

[sighs shamefully in dismay] I am so ashamed. It appears Dojo is one very crafty dragon.

Oh, this is not good.

Raimundo

How bad is it really?

Raimundo

Maybe we should just take the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

It will not matter where or how far we travel… Dojo will find us.

Omi

As always, Master Fung is most wise. An honorable warrior would stay and… [Two-Headed Dojo flies over the Shen Gong Wu vault] Fight?

Kimiko

He does know how to make an entrance.

I got me a powerful craving for some Shen Gong Wu. One stomach and two mouths to feed!

[to Omi as Two-Headed Dojo is about to eat him] Remember, Omi… The future of the world is in your hands.

Omi

NOOOO!!!!!!! [enraged at Two-Headed Dojo] You have eaten Master Fung! Now you have gone too far!

[mockingly] Ooh, I'm so scared! That's a good one! [laughs teasingly as Omi steams up in irritation]

Omi

This is most inconvenient. We are losing valuable time on this slow jet plane! Lazy lizard!

I heard that!

Jack

[holding the Sands of Time] Looking for this, Xiaolin losers? Too bad! You're out of luck and out of time! Haahaaha!

Omi

It was up to me to find the Sands of Time and I failed all of you. My friends, Master Fung and the entire universe! I believe that about covers it.