If anyone’s listening...you know, I’m not much for praying. But I don’t know what else to do. I was ready to give up once, and – and Gabrielle came into my life. Please, don’t let that light that shines out of her face go out. I couldn’t stand the darkness that would follow.
S2 E5Return of Callisto
S2 E6Warrior...Princess...Tramp
AAgis
Let me remind you of reality, Meg. You're a filthy tramp that I fished out of the gutter because you look like Xena and Diana. You're useful to me only if you're a convincing thespian.
MMeg
You never said nothing about no kinky stuff. Besides, I pulled it off so far today.
MMeg
The name's Xena; that's Xena with a capital Z.
Wait wait wait...How am I supposed to know who the real Diana is?
Well if you come across a woman and she looks exactly like me and she displays any interest in you whatsoever as a man, that's the bad one.
She is bad! Real bad...
MMeg
Hold it right there. In the blink of an eye I can split the skull of anyone who moves with my trusty...shamrock!
S2 E7Intimate Strangers
Do you know how boring Tartarus can be. Same old torture everyday, everyday.
CXCallisto/Xena
Look into my eyes old woman, Xena's not home.
Who are you?
CXCallisto/Xena
Just another loving daughter.
XCXena/Callisto
A long time ago you told me the cycle of hate has to end and the only way to end it is through love. It's a hard lesson to learn. Callisto couldn't possibly know or understand that.
XCXena/Callisto
'Cause when you think of the dead...
CSCallisto's Mother
...the dead can hear you.
S2 E8Ten Little Warlords
Pain! So that's what it feels like. Not so bad really.
Oh ya like it, huh? Well there's plenty more where that came from.
Are you alright?
I've been hanged, swung over a fire and nearly shishkabobed on razor sharp spikes! How do you mortals get from day to day?
S2 E9A Solstice Carol
Well-- what? Oh. I don't have a gift for you.
Gabrielle, you are a gift to me
S2 E10The Xena Scrolls
JJanice
Now, that's no way to treat a lady. Run along now, boys. I don't have time to play.
Now, you listen to me. Gabrielle was never useless. She cared for others more than herself
S2 E11Here She Comes ... Miss Amphipolis
Xena! I was just talking about you! Sort of.
Beauty contest!! You sent urgent word for us to see some underdressed, overdeveloped bimbos in a beauty contest!
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