Xena: Warrior Princess · Season 2, Episode 6
Let me remind you of reality, Meg. You're a filthy tramp that I fished out of the gutter because you look like Xena and Diana. You're useful to me only if you're a convincing thespian.
You never said nothing about no kinky stuff. Besides, I pulled it off so far today.
The name's Xena; that's Xena with a capital Z.
Wait wait wait...How am I supposed to know who the real Diana is?
Well if you come across a woman and she looks exactly like me and she displays any interest in you whatsoever as a man, that's the bad one.
She is bad! Real bad...
Hold it right there. In the blink of an eye I can split the skull of anyone who moves with my trusty...shamrock!
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