“Return of Callisto” quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Callisto

I say before I kill you, I'm going to make you squeal like a pig, you fat pathetic piece of dung.

Callisto

You know I don't drink intoxicants, Theodorus. I like to experience life in all its agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the sensation in any way.

Callisto

Your not falling in love with me, are you?

Well what if I was?

Callisto

I'd have to kill you. Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it.

Xena

If anyone’s listening...you know, I’m not much for praying. But I don’t know what else to do. I was ready to give up once, and – and Gabrielle came into my life. Please, don’t let that light that shines out of her face go out. I couldn’t stand the darkness that would follow.