Gabrielle quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Gabrielle

Hah!...It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough.

Gabrielle

You're not much for girl talk are you? (Xena draws her sword.) Of course you're not like most girls.

Gabrielle

Once, a long, long time ago, all people had four legs and two heads. And then, the Gods threw down thunderbolts, and split everyone into two. Each half then had two legs, and one head. But the separation left both sides with a desperate yearning to be reunited, because they shared the same soul. And ever since then, all people spend their lives searching for the other half of their soul.

Gabrielle

I just thought of something. You're a warrior princess and I'm an Amazon princess. That is going to make such a great story.

Gabrielle

(being lead down to the dungeon) It was really nice of you to walk me down here personally.

Gabrielle

Life is only what you make of it.

Gabrielle

You know you'd think she'd mention that her friend was taller than most pine trees.

Gabrielle

You've changed, Xena. Like this valley. Once it was a place full of death and violence. But now it's full of beauty and life. The same kind of change has happened to you.

Gabrielle

I would've told her how empty my life was before she came, and all the lessons I learned...and that I love her"

Gabrielle

I'm just an over-achieving sidekick.

Gabrielle

Look, my best friend is Xena, Warrior Princess and she is not going to like this forced wedding thing, if you get my drift.

Gabrielle

I can't marry the king because my heart belongs to another. And even though I can't be with them now, I'm not ready to be with anyone else.

Gabrielle

It's not you it's me. I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. Which is probably better for you anyway because all the men I get serious about seem to wind up dead.

Gabrielle

The Elysian Fields... only heroes wind up here. (pauses) Dead heroes. (looks down, realizes she is completely naked and covers herself with her arms) Dead naked heroes.

Gabrielle

It's very strange. In every story you tell me, this thing I'm wearing gets smaller. Is it enchanted?