[to Herb] Continuity is so important. Thank you for always being a jerk.
S4 E4Rumors
You're paranoid.
Hey, Travis, when everybody is out to get you, paranoid is just good thinking!
S4 E5Straight From the Heart
[in jail] You don't think they're going to fingerprint us, do you? "Bailey Quarters, Summa Cum Laude Ohio State, Sex Pervert!"
Where are we going?
To be among the living, Les.
But I was going to Omaha!
S4 E6Who's On First?
Jennifer, in a little while when I'm happy again because we've made a sale, remind me what's been said about me and by whom. A certain little salesman I know is going to suffer.
S4 E7Three Days of the Condo
[pointing at the stairs] Do these lead upstairs?
It depends on which way you're going.
Johnny Fever has come into a great deal of money.
That soft drink machine break again?
S4 E8Jennifer and the Will
What is an executrix?
I don't know. High heels and a whole lot of leather, something like that.
Hey, Jenny, I didn't get a chance to tell you how sorry I am that that Colonel guy bought the farm. Hey, he had a long life, a lot of dough, he got to go out with you, caught the big bus while he was eating in the best joint in town. Not bad, if you ask me!
[Smiling] Sometimes I really like you, Herb. You really have a way with words.
Hey. I'm in sales!
S4 E9The Consultant
Next week I'll just take a little vacation, take Herb and Les with me - maybe Johnny too, you can never tell what he's gonna do...
Wait a minute, you can't just clear out the station!
Why not? Just bring him here, introduce him to Jennifer, she'll wink at him a few times and he goes home.
And what if he is a she?
Well then you wink at him.
Why Hirsch! This coffee's delicious!!
Umm hmm. That's because we were having a guest, Madame. When it's just you and me, I prepare it a little differently.
S4 E10Love, Exciting and New
[on the phone] Thank you very much! It's nice talking to you too! Bye!
Who was that?
My mom.
Really!
Yeah. She was pleasant! No guilt feelings! Something's wrong, of course. She's dying.
Andy's dating Mrs Carlson!
Don't tell anybody!
Andy's not dating Mrs Carlson!
Which one, his wife or his mother?
His mother. What kind of guy do you think I am?
Gee, Travis, I don't know!
[after her son has asked for lemonade] Hirsch, go squeeze a lemon.
Yes, ma'am! I might suggest you do the same!
S4 E11You Can't Go Out of Town Again
CCarmen
I didn't join that sorority, because...
Because you felt sorry for me.
CCarmen
No! Because to get in I had to show up with a loser, a dip, a clown.
Thanks, Carmen!
CCarmen
And one minute after you picked me up, I knew you were none of those things. You were for me.
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