Venus Flytrap quotes from WKRP in Cincinnati

Venus

Time to get the funk out your face, Cincinnati!

Venus

This is WKRP in Cincinnati, with more music and Les Nessman.

Venus

[about racism] We've cut down the tree, but the roots run pretty deep.

Venus

[on Herb's suit] Somewhere there's a Volkswagen without seat covers.

Venus

[on getting older] I took a look at my wardrobe, and I asked myself, "does a grown man dress like this?"

Venus

[to Andy] If you're not back in four hours, I'm going all Christmas music! Think about it, I mean it!

Jennifer

Les. Never in my life has someone broken a date with me.

Venus

I heard that.

Venus

You never went to college.

Johnny

Hey man, I went through Princeton!

Venus

I'll bet.

Johnny

I did. It was in a car. A squad car, actually. Very, very educational.

Herb

Dip?

Venus

None for me, thanks.

Les

Do you have any chips?

Herb

What do you want, the world?

Herb

Now listen, these are the copy points you have to work into the jingle, ok? A: 'All weather floral arrangements'...

Venus

What does that mean?

Johnny

Uh, that's plastic flowers.

Herb

...B: 'Maintenance free artificial turf'....

Johnny

Plastic grass....

Herb

...C: 'They accept all major credit cards'.

Johnny

That would be your plastic money.

[Singing] Hey! You're young and swingin'

Venus

Andy, Little Ed weighs about 300 pounds.

Andy

He does?

Venus

That's right.

Andy

Why do they call him Little Ed?

Venus

Because his wife is Big Ed.

Listen, Venus, how do things look in the black community?

Venus

Oh, same old thing. Big lush lawns, manicured hedges. Living's easy. Fish are jumpin', cotton oh 'bout so high... Daddy's rich. I suppose you don't wanna hear about my momma, huh?

Andy

Let me ask you a question - am I the guard, or one of the nuts?

Venus

I think you're a guard on the way to becoming a nut.

Andy

Everything I could've done to fix this station, I didn't do. Now is that right or what?

Venus

How could you have fixed this station?

Andy

For starters: first thing I should've done was get rid of Herb. The worst sales manager in the world. The worst. And Les? Oh, Les. When the Shah of Iran was overthrown, he missed it completely. His lead story for the day was about a hog that could do addition and subtraction.