We have a responsibility to our listeners!
Right! If I die, who's gonna teach the children about Bo Diddley?
S4 E1An Explosive Affair (1)
Well?
Well what?
Well, go back in there and get the albums.
Need I remind you that the police are going to search every inch of this station, including your desk drawer?
I'll go get those albums.
S4 E2An Explosive Affair (2)
[after hearing the sirens] It's the phone cops. They know what I did here today.
What are you talking about?
They're coming to get me, man!
That's paranoia, man!
Wake up, sucker, this is the phone company we're talking about! They see everything, they know everything, they got their own covert police force! I'm probably wired for sound right now! I gotta get out of here!
Johnny!
Don't use my name!!
Johnny! Venus! You're alive!
The newsman's eye. You just can't fool it.
Well, that's wonderful.
Gee thanks, Les.
Of course, I'll have to update my story. How'd you like it, Andy?
How'd I like what, Les?
My four o'clock news report. Didn't you listen?
Les, the transmitter blew up!
Of course! That was my lead!
You led off the newscast by telling them that we're off the air?
No. But I can include that in my update.
S4 E3The Union
I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group called the International Sisterhood of Blond Receptionists. There are only twelve members in the world. We meet once every two years in Switzerland. If I told you our minimum salary you'd have a heart attack and die. Bye.
WKRP, with your generous help and support, has now climbed to 10th place in the Cincinnati market! If I sound emotional about this, it's because I can still hear my father saying: "Son, no matter what you decide to do in this life, always try to come in 10th." I think we've done it here, Dad!
S4 E4Rumors
[to Herb] Continuity is so important. Thank you for always being a jerk.
You're paranoid.
Hey, Travis, when everybody is out to get you, paranoid is just good thinking!
S4 E5Straight From the Heart
[in jail] You don't think they're going to fingerprint us, do you? "Bailey Quarters, Summa Cum Laude Ohio State, Sex Pervert!"
Where are we going?
To be among the living, Les.
But I was going to Omaha!
S4 E6Who's On First?
Jennifer, in a little while when I'm happy again because we've made a sale, remind me what's been said about me and by whom. A certain little salesman I know is going to suffer.
S4 E7Three Days of the Condo
[pointing at the stairs] Do these lead upstairs?
It depends on which way you're going.
Johnny Fever has come into a great deal of money.
That soft drink machine break again?
S4 E8Jennifer and the Will
What is an executrix?
I don't know. High heels and a whole lot of leather, something like that.
Hey, Jenny, I didn't get a chance to tell you how sorry I am that that Colonel guy bought the farm. Hey, he had a long life, a lot of dough, he got to go out with you, caught the big bus while he was eating in the best joint in town. Not bad, if you ask me!
[Smiling] Sometimes I really like you, Herb. You really have a way with words.
Hey. I'm in sales!
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