Mrs. Carlson quotes from WKRP in Cincinnati

[to Andy] If you're going to grab me, do it nicely--in the back seat of my Rolls.

Jennifer

Mr. Carlson, I have to go to lunch now.

O-Okay, fine.

Uh, Jennifer. Who answers the phone when you're at lunch?

Jennifer

Usually I just leave it off the hook.

You think that's wise?

Jennifer

I don't know. It was Mr. Carlson's idea.

Herb

Mother Carlson, how nice to see you, what a lovely surprise!

Down, boy.

Herb

Yes, ma'am.

Why Hirsch! This coffee's delicious!!

Hirsch

Umm hmm. That's because we were having a guest, Madame. When it's just you and me, I prepare it a little differently.

[after her son has asked for lemonade] Hirsch, go squeeze a lemon.

Hirsch

Yes, ma'am! I might suggest you do the same!

Andy

Can you give me three solid reasons why Les should be fired?

Yes—he's incompetent, unprofessional, and very weird.