Mason Greyback quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Mason

Oh, now I get it. I just thought Alex was being uncharacteristically generous.

[laughing]

Alex

Hey everyone! Who wants to play a game called "Embarrass Your Boyfriend"! I'll go first! Did you know that Mason told me he sleeps in a nightgown and cap like Ebeneezer Scrooge? (all but Mason laugh)

Mason

What are you doing? I asked you to never tell anyone that!

Alex

I'm sorry Mason. Are you getting upset? Oh! here's another one! Did you know that Mason can only ride in a car when his head is sticking out the window and his tongue is flapping in the wind?! (all but Mason laugh)

Mason

Alex, stop! You're making me mad!

Alex

Oh, and here's the best one! Mason cries if you even SAY "Old Yeller" (turns to Mason quickly) OLD YELLER!

Mason

(turns his back to others, crying) STOP IT!

Alex

Mason! (sees a trail of rose petals on the floor) Rose petals? What did you do? We're suppose to be friends.

Mason

Those aren't from me, but I have my suspicions.

Dean

(outside) Hey yo Russo! Like my flowers?

Mason

Suspicions confirmed.

Mason

Grr.

Max

Grr.

Mason

Grr.

Max

Grr.

Mason

Grr.

Max

[quietly] Why are we doing this?

Mason

(burps then smiles nervously) I ate Dean.

(shocked)

Max

(gives Mason a thumbs up)

Alex

Mason! You can't just go around eating people! This isn't-this isn't-(turns to Harper) What place am I trying to think of Harper?

Harper

No place! There's no place where you can just go around eating people!

Mason

I'm sorry.

Alex

You're sorry?! How could you do this?!

Mason

Well it was easy because his hair was greasy and then he kinda got stuck at the shoulders.

Max

Yeah so then this guy started choking so then I just shrunk Dean down and made him easier to eat. :(pats Mason's back)

Alex

(looks at Harper)

Mason

Alex, I'm sorry. I saw how well you were getting along with Dean and I guess I got a little jealous.

Alex

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EAT HIM! DUHH

Alex

Justin! Justin! We need your help! Mason ate Dean.

Justin

Not now Alex. I'm trying to get through to my class. HE ATE DEAN?!

Felix

The hairy guy ate somebody?

Max

Yeah, he's a werewolf.

Nice!

Alex

Justin please! We have to find a way to get Dean out of Mason.

Felix

Let's cut him open!

Mason

Let's not cut him open! He's a very nice guy.

Harper

Nice guy? You ate somebody!

Dudes, let's all shrink down with the Up and Atom spell, go inside him, and then bounce around his stomach until he barfs up Dean!

[agrees]

Alex

Okay, next!

Justin

No, no, no, no. Tyler might be onto something here.

Sweet!

Dean

What happened? What are you guys wearing? And WHAT AM I COVERED IN?!

Justin

Alex you got this one right? (walks away)

Harper

She lives for these moments! (follows Justin)

Max

Simon says follow them! (follows Harper)

Alex

Um, okay, well, you see, Dean you got knocked out by a flying bowl of oatmeal. And we called the doctor, and he said the only way to wake you up was to dress up like cows.

Mason

(to Alex) Really? That's your story?

Alex

(whispers) Give it a minute!

Dean

That's a good doctor.

Alex

Mom, dad, I have some really exciting news. I've decided to get back in the Wizard Competition.

Theresa

(distracted by Skee Ball) It's in the drawer with the dead batteries. A hundred, Jerry!

Alex

Are you even listening? I am going to win the Wizards Competition so Mason and I can be together.

Jerry

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great, honey. (reaches into pocket) Here's twenty dollars. (hands to Alex) Take your own candy. (rolls ball) Ah haha! A hundred and fifty points, Theresa!

Mason

Let me try. I ate Dean today.

(stop playing) What?!

Alex

He said we're going to the movies. Bye! (the episode ends as Alex and Mason run down the street)