Delinquent Justin quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Don't call me Justin. I only go by my spirit name; Bursting Eagle.

[to his parents] All I'm saying you guys is that planning your future is like digging your grave with a pencil and, like, a calender.

Alex

Grades are just a way of telling you how you’re doing in school; and I don’t think that’s anyone’s business.

Exactly, you get it. Because participating in grades gives the man permission to judge you. And nobody judges me! Until the 19th… when I audition for Oklahoma.

Oh, I'm going to deliver a speech alright, El Heffe, that's gonna rock the flimsy foundation of this school!

Mr. Laritate

[nervously] Who told you about our flimsy foundation? Look, you can either have our music department or structural safety, but you can't have both!

[examining the fringe on his jacket] When cowboys used to get really, really hungry, they ate these things, right here.

Jerry

No, the other thing.

Chanting makes it important.

Jerry

No, the other thing.

[points at his jeans] I bought these jeans pre-ripped. [walks away]

Alex

It's fun, right?

[opens terrace door] Ah! Sunshine!

Mr. Laritate

Valedictorian Justin Russo.

[holding scroll to eye] I can see your head! It's HUGE!

Zeke

Brunch is not a meal. Spread your wings and FLY!