Zeke quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Zeke

Can you guys believe it! Aliens have landed on Waverly Place!

Max

Yeah well who's gonna tell them they can't park there? They're gonna get towed...

Zeke

Ready? Okay!

Here come the Turkeys! (claps) Justin's got the water! (claps) They can't win without him. (claps)

Zeke

....so let's applaud her!

Zeke

Hey, when in doubt, flip out right? (flips)

Zeke

(thinking) So if our universe is actually on a speck of dust that speck of dust could be on another speck of dust! And another and another.

Alex

(speaking through Zeke's mind) This is going to take a lot of meddling.

Zeke

(stops thinking and gets scared) Hello? Who's there?

Alex

(smiles and covers her laugh)

Zeke

Alex! There's something wrong with your brother. He keeps saying all this crazy stuff like he wants to look for America and that love can't exist without hate. What does that even mean?!

Alex

Zeke, maybe you should give this new Justin a chance; I mean, who knows? Maybe you'll actually like him.

Mr. Laritate

Valedictorian Justin Russo.

[holding scroll to eye] I can see your head! It's HUGE!

Zeke

Brunch is not a meal. Spread your wings and FLY!

Zeke

(after Mason turns back into human) Did you guys see that? DID YOU SEE THAT! He was all 'hello love' blahblaeghblaheghblah! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Justin

Uh, well I totally understand the confusion with the blahhehhblah uh, i got-Max?

Max

Oh, now you want my help?

Zeke

Would someone please tell me what is going on, because I just saw your pet sled dog from Greenland, who lives in a veggie cooler, turn into a HALF-HUMAN HALF-BEAR HAIRY CREATURE THING!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!! I DESERVE SOME ANSWERS!!

Harper

(kisses him and he faints)

Zeke

Hey, hey, don't tell her that I'm a wizard. She seems like the kind of person who might take advantage of magic.

Justin

(angrily) Hey! That's my sister you're talking about. (calmly) And you are absolutely right.