Harper Finkle quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Harper

I was gonna be a lady about this but now I want my dress back! STRIP IT DOWN, SISTER!

Harper

Sailboat plus moon equals loser! Heh heh heh heh. (makes an L with her hand)

Harper

Oh just do what I do: Hide your feelings untill they come out to compelete strangers (leaves with an order)La la la la la la. (screams) HEY YOU!

Harper

Not doing it right? Let's see your longest relationship with a boyfriend lasted two months and that guy ended up in the woods to live with other wolves. And don't get me started started on the mannequin, the gear head and the baseball player with curly hair one day and straight hair the next. Man, he couldn't make a decision.

Harper

(as Juliet) Okay let's stare at the tree and I'll explain more.

Harper

I will not panic. I will not panic. I will not panic...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [runs into the storage room screaming]

Harper

That is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

Bonjour Alex. Bonjour Alex's friend.

Harper

Nice shoes!

Harper

I mean.. Pfft! I don't care about you or your shoes!

Yeah. I've had these shoes for about a week. Oh, I mean I'd give them to you, but I'm already donating them to :another charity.

Alex

No! You should keep them. They go well with your eyebrow.

Well, at least I don't have man-hands. How do you get those meat-stubs through your sleeves?

Harper

And what happened to you two? Pick your noses so hard they fell off?

They got nose jobs.

When they heal, they'll look exactly like Gigi's!

Alex

[sarcasm] When's Gigi's gonna heal!?

[Singing the Funky Hat Song] What's that? A hat? Crazy, funky, junky hat! Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? We've been there, we've done that! We see right through your funky hat!

Harper

You didn't come for the tea. You came to protect me.

Alex

I'll always be there to protect you.

Harper

Then why did you yell at that guy playing in front of your restaurant?

Alex

Singing about your girl? Oh wah wah wah. You're playing in front of a restaurant, no wonder she's gone.

Harper

I'm going to start being careful right now. (slips) Whoa! (gets caught) Oh that was close. I almost slipped on my cheddar cheese fairy dust. (walks beside the cheddar cheese then falls off the stage)

Alex

Harper, are you okay?

Harper

I don't know. Is my foot suppose to bend this way?

Alex

(goes down the stage)

Alex

Did she steal our stories?

Justin

Wait.

Alex

Did she steal our stories?

Justin

Wait. [reads for a few more seconds then slams the book close] She stole our stories!

Alex

I knew it! Our stories are making this lady rich!

Harper

And famous!

Justin

And famous! There's a crazy ten minute sale, the kids get stuck in a movie, the brother turns invisible and they pour orange soda into a genie's lamp.

Alex

(shouting at Harper at the Grand Canyon) HARPER! I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!

Harper

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Alex

I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!

Harper

A MISSION TO DO WHAT?

Alex

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Harper

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE? I ALREADY SAW THAT!

Alex

MEET ME BACK AT THE HOUSE!

Harper

OKAY!

Alex

OH, SO YOU HEAR THAT? (leaves)

Alex

Well, at least I had fun in the sun before I got stuck in that class.

Harper

At least I got to go on a cruise I had no business on.

Alex

(smiles) I'll see you back home. (casts a spell) From east to west, this spell's no jest, wherever we roam, send Harper back home. (Harper disappears) Wait, did I say roam or home first? Eh, she'll like Rome.