(burps then smiles nervously) I ate Dean.
(shocked)
(gives Mason a thumbs up)
Mason! You can't just go around eating people! This isn't-this isn't-(turns to Harper) What place am I trying to think of Harper?
No place! There's no place where you can just go around eating people!
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?! How could you do this?!
Well it was easy because his hair was greasy and then he kinda got stuck at the shoulders.
Yeah so then this guy started choking so then I just shrunk Dean down and made him easier to eat. :(pats Mason's back)
(looks at Harper)
Alex, I'm sorry. I saw how well you were getting along with Dean and I guess I got a little jealous.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EAT HIM! DUHH
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