Felix quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Felix

Plus, he's dating an angel. It's like dating a supermodel with wings.

Alex

Justin! Justin! We need your help! Mason ate Dean.

Justin

Not now Alex. I'm trying to get through to my class. HE ATE DEAN?!

Felix

The hairy guy ate somebody?

Max

Yeah, he's a werewolf.

Nice!

Alex

Justin please! We have to find a way to get Dean out of Mason.

Felix

Let's cut him open!

Mason

Let's not cut him open! He's a very nice guy.

Harper

Nice guy? You ate somebody!

Dudes, let's all shrink down with the Up and Atom spell, go inside him, and then bounce around his stomach until he barfs up Dean!

[agrees]

Alex

Okay, next!

Justin

No, no, no, no. Tyler might be onto something here.

Sweet!

Justin

The key to mastering a spell is focusing your inner wizard and summoning all your power. It's a little something I like to call "Using the Force".

Felix

The Force? Dude, you ripped that off of Star Wars!

Justin

Or did they rip it off from me...? [tries to use the Jedi mind trick on Felix]

Felix

And you ripped that off, too!

Felix

Yes! We did it! You're my new Mr. Justin but pretty.

Alex

Aww. [blushes and hides her face behind the paper]