Justin Russo quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Justin

You don't know our dad. He'll throw a tantrum. And you'll know because it sounds like this. Wadigibadee hobadee ha! HA! ALEX!"

Justin

[finally getting inside the movie] ...in a groovy movie! little 1970s but it worked.

Justin

Oh, so it's like giving a burgler your money so he doesn't steal it!

Justin

What did you do!?

Justin

I'll see you in the finals, jerk.

Justin

C'mon Alex, you got a D in lunch.

Justin

[to Professor Crumbs] You're the one with the beard and yet I'm the mature one.

Justin

That's why they had fangs.

Justin

(Looking at Franken-girl) SHE'S ALIVE! SHE'S ALIVE! SHE'S ALIVE!

Justin

We are in deep guano.

Justin

Mason, thanks. I owe you one.

Justin

That would explain why she's scratching him behind the ear.

Justin

Everyone thinks I'm a boring square? (laughs) They are not gonna believe this down at the hobby shop.

Justin

There's gotta be a better way of doing this. Maybe there's a wand app. (picks up wand and scrolls through apps) Restaurant Locator...Spell Calculator...Ooh! Here's an application to turn my wand into a light saber! (Justin and Max turn their wands into light sabers and duel) Max! I am your brother!

Justin

Alright, guys, it looks like we're going back to that old trailer in the middle of nowhere to find some magical instruments that'll turn your boyfriend human again. (pauses) You're right, our lives are messed up.