Dean quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Dean

Yo Russo! I'm back! Wanna smooch?

Alex

Mason! (sees a trail of rose petals on the floor) Rose petals? What did you do? We're suppose to be friends.

Mason

Those aren't from me, but I have my suspicions.

Dean

(outside) Hey yo Russo! Like my flowers?

Mason

Suspicions confirmed.

Dean

What happened? What are you guys wearing? And WHAT AM I COVERED IN?!

Justin

Alex you got this one right? (walks away)

Harper

She lives for these moments! (follows Justin)

Max

Simon says follow them! (follows Harper)

Alex

Um, okay, well, you see, Dean you got knocked out by a flying bowl of oatmeal. And we called the doctor, and he said the only way to wake you up was to dress up like cows.

Mason

(to Alex) Really? That's your story?

Alex

(whispers) Give it a minute!

Dean

That's a good doctor.