Professor Crumbs quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

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Professor Crumbs

[in shackles] They came for us, all of us.

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Max

Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?

Professor Crumbs

So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.

[batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me?

[mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now.

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I don't know why you guys even bothered taking that test. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers.

Jerry

That's not for a long while, Justin.

And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.

Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And, you don't take any of this magic seriously.

I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British?

Professor Crumbs

No, but I am.

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RRonald

And Professor Crumbs, I'm firing you! And just to prove that I am evil, I'll take that beard.

Professor Crumbs

(takes off his beard and gives it to Ronald)

(shocked and covers her mouth)

(shocked and takes off his glasses)