Maxine quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Maxine

[gazing at her reflection backstage, at the dojo] PIGTAILS? LOLLIPOP?!? You didn't change me back,you made me CUTER! Get ready,because Maxine is going to be your cutest nightmare. EVER.

Maxine

Hey, these are supposed to be ninth graders not one hundredth graders.

[after hanging up the phone] That was Mr. Laritate. He wants to know when Max is returning to school.

Jerry

How are we gonna send Max back to school when he's still "Maxine?" Does he really need to go?

Maxine

[talking to a customer] Okay one BLT coming up. [turns to his mom] Hey Mom, how do you spell BLT?

[looks at Jerry incredulously]

Jerry

...Yeah, he needs to go to school.

Alex

[after walking out of the lair while holding the reversal potion] Max, drink this.

Maxine

[eyes the beaker] What is it?

Maxine

[shrugs and drinks some of the potion and nothing happens]

Alex

It didn't WORK!

Maxine

Was it "burp juice?" [burps] There, it worked.

Alex

[makes a "ha ha,you're so funny face"]