Alex Russo quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

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Alright, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out five dollars.

Alex

Hey Justin!

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Now you've got nothing over me!

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Oh! Some chocolate! Oh wait, that's not a straw!

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No I got a D on the test. I'm pretty sure I'm right.

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[Searches her spellbook] Truth spell. Truth spell. [Reads and casts the spell] Some are evil, some are kind, now all must speak their mind.

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I fell asleep on table 5 one night, its pretty comfortable.

Alex

Please believe me. You have to believe me. You can't let him be invisible forever; I grew up with him. You know he may dorky, and annoying, but he's fun, and gullible to pull pranks. He's my brother I need him back.

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(sees Justin in wizard's clothing) You know, you remind me of someone…Terry something? Umm…Barry something? Larry something? Oh, never mind.

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Wow. Dad is mad inside and out.

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I quit. [Grabs Harper's arm] And we're going to the kitchen...[Everyone gasps] to eat...[more gasps] And we don't care who watches!

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(After justin turns into a werewolf and he and his girlfriend run off togther)Don't forget your collars, its flea season. [laughs] Man, I am on fire!

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I mean you stop here so often I believe they call it "Dean's Corner"

Alex

We can call it...a parade balloon! [Loudly] Hey everyone! I'm just looking at that realistic looking parade balloon!

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[to her family] Did you know they're making parade balloons more realistic looking? Just keep that in mind in case that comes up...

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[unconvincingly] Oh my goodness! A realistic parade balloon broke free!