TheresaAlex, Honey Open the door. Open the door.
[Alex](Grabs her wand and flashes her Mom in the lair)
Theresa I said Open the door not flash me in I hate that(wiggles her finger in her ear to try to make her ears pop)'Oh, I know how much it hurts when you get your heart broken But time will heal it, and on the bright side, we're all really glad that you have feelings!
[Alex] [sobs] Mason told Juliet he loved her....right in front of me.
TheresaLook your gonna fall in love so many times before you find the one you'll be with forever so think about it this way your one broken heart closer to happily ever after
[Alex] Mom that's just fairy tale talk
TheresaI know but my parenting guide doesn't have a chapter on what to do when your wizard daughters wearwolf boyfriend has been in love with your wizards son's vampire girlfriend for the past 300 years!
[Alex] Sometimes hugs work
[Alex] And sometimes they don't
Theresa Look come here mija
Theresa Harper, Jerry I brought Alex out because I thought she could use a distraction
Oh just do what I do: Hide your feelings untill they come out to compelete strangers (leaves with an order)La la la la la la. (screams) HEY YOU!
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