Bonjour Alex. Bonjour Alex's friend.
Nice shoes!
[Alex gives Harper a look]
I mean.. Pfft! I don't care about you or your shoes!
Yeah. I've had these shoes for about a week. Oh, I mean I'd give them to you, but I'm already donating them to :another charity.
No! You should keep them. They go well with your eyebrow.
Well, at least I don't have man-hands. How do you get those meat-stubs through your sleeves?
And what happened to you two? Pick your noses so hard they fell off?
They got nose jobs.
When they heal, they'll look exactly like Gigi's!
[sarcasm] When's Gigi's gonna heal!?
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