Alex Russo quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Alex

You turned in your girlfriend into the Monster Hunter Council!

Justin

What? (laughs)

Juliet

(walks in)

Justin

Oh no.

Juliet

Hey! Who wants to see me empty a calzone?

Harper

Wait, what?! What happens when they catch me?

Alex

Oh don't worry. They'll find out that you're a human impersonating a monster and they'll release you like a little fish....I think.

Alex

Well, you know what they say. When you love somebody, set them free. And if they really love you, they’ll come back.

Justin

Not unless they're a mind slave to a mummy.

Harper

I learned one thing.

Alex

(smiling) When did you become the most amazing person in my life?

Harper

The first day we met in kindergarten. We had to sleep in different rooms 'cause we snored.

Mason

Sorry, I think you dropped this.

Alex

No, that's not mine.

Mason

Yeah I know. I needed an excuse to come talk to you.

Alex

(stares at him for a few seconds and takes the paintbrush)

Mason

It's quite lovely...what you're working on there.

Alex

(smiles) So new British guy, how close are the countries British and England?

Mason

They're the same country. Kind of and it's Britain not British.

Alex

I know. I just think it's ridiculous when people explain ridiculous things.

Alex

And speaking of ridiculous things.

Alex

Art Off is stupid. Just because Mr. Laritate picks a painting doesn't mean it's good. I mean look at him. He picks out those clothes.

Mason

He doesn't pick those. His mum lays them out for him.

Alex

I like you new British guy. You're on my team.

Mason

(offers to shake hand) My name is Mason Greyback.

Alex

"Mason Greyback" That sounds like the name of a game show host.. like, "Mason Greyback, I'll take British for a thousand, please."

Mason

(pretends a paintbrush is a microphone and a piece of newspaper is a card with a question) Your question is, "I think you're cute, what do you think of me?"

Alex

(makes a buzzing noise) We're out of time.

Mason

You know since I got here last Thursday, I noticed that he talks like a cowboy. Oh, and he likes cats.

Alex

Nah. In America we call them kitty cats.

Mason

Okay, kitty cats.

Alex

Hahaha! I made you say kitty cats.

Mason

How would you feel about maybe going for some tea later?

Alex

Okay. But if 'go for tea' doesn't mean a date then I'm gonna be really embarrassed. And that whole accent thing, girls see right through it... no they don't.

Harper

Oh. Kittens never lose. Next time I'm gonna paint Macgruder being eaten by a kitten. Yeah he's gonna drop this class.

Mason

(picks up a water balloon) These are water balloons.

Alex

Ah, so you've heard of them.

Alex

Mason, you haven't stopped staring at Juliet since we found her.

Mason

Juliet, I didn't know we were looking for you. I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU!

Alex

(gasps) Oh my gosh! What are you doing?!

Mason

I don't know!

Alex

Can't you see the way I feel about you?

Mason

Alex, I'm sorry! Something just came over me!

Alex

(takes off the necklace) I never want to see you again! (throws the necklace, waves her wand and disappears)

Max

Dude, I don't know what you just did but she seems pretty hurt. I'm gonna let it slide so you and I are still good.

Justin

(pushes Max away) No!

Mason

Justin please! Let me explain this!

Justin

There's nothing to explain. You broke Alex's heart. (to Max) He's not good with any of us.

Max

I figured. I tried but it was totally hard to misread the situation.

Justin

Mason. Alex doesn't want to see you, and not to gloat, but I know Juliet doesn't.

Mason

I came to fix things.

Theresa

(whispers to Justin) Make him write down what he wants to say to her. That accent of his gives him an unfair advantage.

Mason

Alex. I didn't mean what I said earlier. I was in shock from seeing Juliet but I wanna be with you.

Alex

Really?

Mason

Yes, I do.

Alex

Mason, look. I've been in shock before, too.. like, when I accidentally made my brother disappear.. or I accidentally made my parents not know who I was.. or I accidentally got trapped in a horror film.. or I accidentally-

Theresa

Honey.. honey, we know.. you've messed up a a lot.

Alex

Yes. But still, I've never accidentally told someone I love them, when I didn't.

Mason

Alex, I know it's hard to believe, but if you just let me explain-

Alex

I think you've said enough.

Jerry

You have to go now, Mister.

Mason

Yes, sir. I'll, be on my way, then. And I'll regret my mistake, for the rest of my life..

Mason

Alex, I'm over Juliet you've got to believe me.

Alex

Well, I don't. Just because she didn't want you, Mason, I'm your second choice.

Harper

Things are going well on my shift.

Mason

Listen to me, Alex. I can prove it. All we have to do is go back to Transylvania and find the true love necklace. If you put it on me and it glows, then you'll know how I truly feel about you.

Alex

No. I'm never going back there. You can go get it.

Mason

No. You have to go with me.. 'cause that's where it all went bad, and that's where I'm gonna make it all go good.

Alex

[thinks] Okay.

Alex

(lays her head on Justin's shoulder) Promise me we'll find normal people.

Justin

We're not normal people.

Alex

Sorry couch and t.v., you're gonna have to get along without me! Yay!

(smiles and leaves)

Alex

Life is so good! (to Harper) I'm going to the dance with George!

(jumping up and down) Yay!

Zeke

Ready? Okay!

Here come the Turkeys! (claps) Justin's got the water! (claps) They can't win without him. (claps)

Zeke

....so let's applaud her!

Zeke

Hey, when in doubt, flip out right? (flips)