Juliet van Heusen quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Juliet

(licking a red substance that looks like blood from her hand)

Alex

Oh my gosh, she did it.

Harper

(gets a empty doughnut) The vampire took all of the jelly out of this doughnut!

Alex

And no weight gain because you're dead!

Harper

The jelly does kinda of look like blood.

Juliet

Yeah, that's why vampires carry jelly doughnuts.

Alex

(laughs) You're awesome.

Juliet

I know.

Alex

And I don't say that to any of my brother's girlfriends because they're all monsters. I mean there was a centaur, a werewolf.

Juliet

Well I'm a vampire.

Alex

Yeah but you have normal feet.

Juliet

That's true.

Alex

Okay, I have to ask you something. Why would somebody cool as you would be dating my brother?

Juliet

Well I find that if you're a little cooler than your boyfriend, he'll never dump you!

Ohhhh!

Harper

Okay, now I gotta ask you something. When you turn into a bat where do your clothes go?

Juliet

Well you're not really thinking about that when you're going (waves her arms) WHOOO! WHOO! WHOO!

Alex

You turned in your girlfriend into the Monster Hunter Council!

Justin

What? (laughs)

Juliet

(walks in)

Justin

Oh no.

Juliet

Hey! Who wants to see me empty a calzone?

Harper

You smell like vanilla.

Juliet

Thanks! I use it to disguise the smell of death and decay!