Jack McFarland quotes from Will & Grace

Will

Good morning. Welcome to our gender reveal breakfast. It's a big moment. We are one prick away from finding out on of the most important...

Jack

Yeah, can we move this along? Lots to do today.

Will

Sorry, we are two pricks away from finding out.

Grace

Look at me! I went as Lucy last year for Halloween.

Jack

So did I.

Will

Grace also attempted a "Slutty Lucy" in college that ended in tears.

Jack

So did I.

Jack

You know, Blattsville Creamery named a flavor of ice cream after Karen.

Will

Ooh, does it taste like gin, or blood?

Karen

Both. It's a swirl.

Will

[embracing Jack] There he is, our Broadway star!

Grace

Jack, you were awesome! And Karen, you and Stan - are you happy?

Karen

I am. There are a hundred reasons Stan and I shouldn't be together, and 7.3 billion reasons why we should.

Jack

Aww, I love love. C'mon, everybody, shift it. It's time to get to the cast party I'm hosting.

Grace

[suddenly serious] It's time.

Jack

Yeah, I just said that. Everyone has to bring a bag of chips, whatever they want to drink, an entrée, and a barbecue if you have one.

Grace

No - It's time.

Karen

Honey, I think our girl's getting ready to have her litter.

Will

You're sure?

Grace

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.

Will

Oh my God, I'm gonna be an uncle!

Jack

I'm gonna be an aunt!

Karen

I'm gonna be richer!

Grace

Hey, let me in. It's kinda my moment.

Will

[to Jack and Karen] Okay, you guys get the elevator. [to Grace] Are you ready for this?

Grace

One hundred percent, no.

Will

You're gonna be great. We are gonna be great.