Will Truman quotes from Will & Grace

Will

I say this with love, but sometimes living with you is like being stuck in an episode of I Love Lucy.

Grace

Well yeah, because I'm the kooky redhead everyone loves, and you're the guy who overreacts to every little thing I do.

Will

If you're comparing me to Ricky, I'll take that as a compliment. He was always my favorite.

Grace

That's because you had a crush on him.

Grace

Look at me! I went as Lucy last year for Halloween.

Jack

So did I.

Will

Grace also attempted a "Slutty Lucy" in college that ended in tears.

Jack

So did I.

Jack

You know, Blattsville Creamery named a flavor of ice cream after Karen.

Will

Ooh, does it taste like gin, or blood?

Karen

Both. It's a swirl.

Grace

Wait, wait - what if one of us meets someone?

Will

We'll figure that out. And then, y'know, I'll move in with him.

Grace

Why are you the one who meets someone?

Will

It's not me, it's society. I mean, you're a gassy woman over 40 with a kid. The odds aren't great.

Grace

This is Upstate New York - I'm, like, a 9 here! People don't even think I'm pregnant!

Will

[embracing Jack] There he is, our Broadway star!

Grace

Jack, you were awesome! And Karen, you and Stan - are you happy?

Karen

I am. There are a hundred reasons Stan and I shouldn't be together, and 7.3 billion reasons why we should.

Jack

Aww, I love love. C'mon, everybody, shift it. It's time to get to the cast party I'm hosting.

Grace

[suddenly serious] It's time.

Jack

Yeah, I just said that. Everyone has to bring a bag of chips, whatever they want to drink, an entrée, and a barbecue if you have one.

Grace

No - It's time.

Karen

Honey, I think our girl's getting ready to have her litter.

Will

You're sure?

Grace

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.

Will

Oh my God, I'm gonna be an uncle!

Jack

I'm gonna be an aunt!

Karen

I'm gonna be richer!

Grace

Hey, let me in. It's kinda my moment.

Will

[to Jack and Karen] Okay, you guys get the elevator. [to Grace] Are you ready for this?

Grace

One hundred percent, no.

Will

You're gonna be great. We are gonna be great.