(Talking about Robyn)
Everytime me and Vince make plans she always has some work thing for him (makes air quotes)
Why did you just make air quotes?
I didn't. I was practicing what I was going to do to her eyes!
S4Coming Home
Lauren, have you ever wondered what Vic does for a living?
Yeah. He's one of New York's bravest.
I'm not.
(Upon seeing Vic with a wizard hat)
Looks like someone's codeine kicked in.
I'm going to be a wizard.
You're insane...
I know it's ambitious, but just think how safe you'll be from the dragons.
(Vic telling Val he quit his job as a fireman)
You what?
I quit.
Your job?
No drinking.
Wait, wait... h-how could you quit your job? You love your job.
I thought that's what you wanted me to do.
How do you know what I want? I don't even know what I want!
You're a strange strange woman.
S4Desperate Girlfriends
Oh, it's just a ring.
Wait wait wait, let me see, let me see it!
How's that for Val's birthday present?
Oh my god, it's gorgeous. It's so much prettier than any of her other wedding rings.
Um, okay, honey, I know you said I shouldn't ask you about our dinner tonight, but just so I know-
Okay, look, I'm sorry but I'm not telling you anything.
Okay, but I just need to know what to wear, okay? So, should it be something dressy or does the restaurant have a playground?
(about Lauren) Oh my God! She turned it around and pulled the surprise party out of her ass!
If only she could pull some morals out of her ass!
Unless you want to disappoint your sister on her birthday. She did raise you.
You know what? Your-your hair is so Footloose!
You did NOT just drag Kevin Bacon into this!
You should totally give her the ring now.
No, no... there's too many people. I want to give it to her when we're alone. I want it to be perfect.
What's more perfect than doing it in front of all the people she loves? And Tina.
Honey, I've been waiting for the perfect moment do this all day, but the truth is, any moment with you is perfect. So Val, I want to ask you in front of all the people you love... and Tina. Val, will you be already married to me?
S4The Other Women
(about Robin) Oh my god, the beyotch is coming, the beyotch is coming!
(gasps) Oh my gosh, you're on a bus bench? Vince, look how big your head is!
I know! I have a big head. People trust people with big heads.
Hmm, yes, you know what, you're right! Who wouldn't want to buy an apartment from that big head?
Vic (to his mother): Okay fine, you don't have to meet her.
What can I do you for?
Uh, we have decided we're not going to stay, but thank you anyway, miss!
EEileen
Wait, why don't we ask her?
Ma-
EEileen
Miss, what if your baby went off to some godforsaken place like Atlantic City, met a floozy, and an hour later married her? Wouldn't you want to kill yourself?
Well, uh, gosh... I'd want to meet the girl first... because I'm sure the son - if he were yours - would pick a sweet, poised, conversative, classy gal, one who's just going through a rough patch.
EEileen
Oh, god, you're her.
... Hi!
Yeah, um, Ma, this is Val, my wife. And um, Val, this is my mom - (to his mother) don't say anything mean - Eileen.
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