Henry quotes from What I Like About You

Henry

Don't you see, Holly? When things get not perfect, you start looking for other guys. With me, it was Vince. With Ben, it was Vince. Do you see a pattern?

Holly

The pattern is Vince! Wow, just sitting in Princeton is making me smart?

Henry

Don't you see, Holly? Vince is the guy who keep going back to.

Holly

And then I keep running away from him. Why do I keep running away from him? Why, Princeton, why?!

Henry

Vince speaks French?

Holly

Hey, it's my fantasy!

Did I tell you they're publishing my novel based on our love?

Henry

C'mon, Vince speaks French and he wrote a novel?

Holly

And he has a castle in Ireland.

Holly

Henry, you're so smart! Oh my god, if I didn't date you and break up with you, and then date you and break up with you, I'd so date you again!

Henry

Well, sorry, kid. I'm not available - remember I got myself another Holly.

Holly

Well, she's a lucky girl. Awww, Henry, you're the best!

Hey, Henry.

Henry

Hey, dude. (darkly) Thanks for all the calls.