Vince quotes from What I Like About You

Holly

Where are you going?

Vince

I'm going to take a cold... ocean.

Vince

What's wrong with you?

Holly

So much.

Vince

I've been waiting on the terrace for two hours for you to apologize.

Holly

Well, I gonna go to apologize to you before, but I thought that you needed time to cool off and so I thought I'd wait 'til the morning and then I really tried to find this middle thing that Val talked-

Vince

What the hell is going on? What happened to the girl who used to come yell at me every five minutes? The girl who used to tell me exactly how she felt? Exactly how I felt? The girl who didn't question every move she'd make?

Holly

Hmm, I miss her. She still alive?

Vince

I miss her too!

Holly

I think she left town when you and I started dating. If you forgive her, I could probably get her back.

Vince

Get her back.

Holly

Do you forgive her?

Vince

I forgive her!

Holly

Isn't there a job where you get paid to make out?

Vince

Yeah, we could be Ladies of the Night!

Gary

Come on man, you went and told Holly that I have unwanted feelings of a desire-ist nature towards Tina?

Holly

(giggles nervously) WHAT?

Vince

No, I didn't tell her, you just did, Gary!

Gary

Oh no, I just blurted out my own secret? Ohhh, I can't tell me anything!

Gary

I hate her!

Vince

Then you might be sending mixed signals by making out with her.

Holly

(to Tina, who invites the gang to Vermont) Well, does it have good phone reception up there? Because Vince will want to call all of his girlfriends!

Vince

Don't worry, I can always use Holly's ankle bracelet as an antenna!

Holly

So, you really don't trust you?

Vince

How many times are you going to ask me?

Holly

Until you do trust me.

Vince

I do. Or, I mean I thought I did.

Holly

Until stupid Gary.

Vince

Stupid Gary.

Vince

Listen, maybe I was getting scared that the sign of a first problem you gonna go running back to Henry or Ben or someone you met in Vermont.

Holly

I'm NOT going to meet someone in Vermont! Vince, I love you. I can't believe you didn't know that.

Vince

And I love you, I can't believe you didn't know that.

Holly

I don't know, it's just when all saw all those numbers of the girls in your phone, it brought me back all the numbers of the girls in your phone. That was the old me, thinking I was with the old you.

Vince

But we're not those people anymore.

Holly

Those people must be eliminated.

Vince

Listen, I understand why that ankle bracelet means so much to you. I mean, Henry was your first love. I never had a first love... 'til you. So keep it.

Holly

I'm your first love...

Vince

And hopefully my last. I can't keep going through this.

Vince

H-hey... sourdough crackers from France, huh! Ohlala...

Holly

Hmm, never had one of those before.

Vince

I know, first time, a lot of pressure.

Holly

It's just a cracker.

Vince

Yeah, I know, I know, it's just I've had a lot of other crackers and I've never loved any of them...

Holly

I'm sure it'll be fine...

Vince

But I want it to be more than fine, I want it to be everything you've ever dreamed of.

Holly

How's that gonna be?

Vince

I just don't want you to be disappointed!

Holly

I won't be!

Vince

But what if you are?!

Holly

Screw the cracker!

Vince

I CAN'T!

Vince

Holly, there's something I have to tell you and it's really embarassing.

Holly

Tell me - you know, you can tell me anything.

Vince

I just wanted tonight to be so perfect and I got... poison ivy.

Holly

What?

Vince

Yeah, I got it bad and you can't touch me - it's highly contagious.

Holly

Oh, let me get you some-

Vince

No, I'm just- I'm just gonna sleep it off.

Holly

You can sleep off poison ivy?

Vince

Starve a cold, sleep off a poison ivy!

Holly

And why did you lie to me? I checked out your body last night when you were sleeping and you don't have any red dots or hives or bumps, and I checked everywhere.

Vince

I feel so violated...

Holly

Who am I kidding? My dad's going to love you. Even if your pants have holes... and cheese?

Vince

Crap! I'm wearing my cheese pants!

Holly

Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend.

Vince

(holds out his hand) Uh, this isn't pee, I was just wiping off cheese.

Jack Tyler

(doesn't take Vince's hand) You'll forgive me. Pleasure to meet you, Henry.

Jack

Ben.

Vince

Actually, it's Vince.

Jack

I'm making a joke...

Vince

Vic? Vic! Have you met Val's-

Val

Personal trainer! What are you doing here, personal trainer?

Vic

Uh, well, we have the appointment for personal training.

Val

Uh, well, I'm going to have to cancel that, seeing as my dad's here. I won't be able to see you all week.

Jack

You have a personal trainer? What a great idea...

Val

Why, do you think I'm fat?