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Weeds · Season 1, Episode 5

“Lude Awakening” quotes from Weeds

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“Lude Awakening” · Season 1, Episode 5

In this episode: Nancy Botwin (6), Andy Botwin (6), Celia Hodes (6), Shane Botwin (3), Doug Wilson (2), Heylia (2), Conrad Shepard (2), Maggie (2)

Is your mom home?

Not yet, she went to bail uncle Andy out of jail.

Well, tell her I stopped by.

Okay... I like your jacket.

Well, thank you, Shane. Everyone thinks I've lost my mind.

Everyone thinks I'm weird.

Well, I can see how you might give that impression.

I really don't care what they think.

Good for you. Let your freak flag fly.

Really?

Really. I've recently stopped giving a shit what anyone thinks and I've gotta tell ya, I feel great.

But you have cancer.

And you have a dead father. Both of us make people really uncomfortable. There's no way around it. So we can feel all self-conscious and pretend everything's normal, or we can just be our strange selves.

Thanks, Mrs. Hodes.

For what?

For telling me the truth.

You're welcome. It's a bitch though, ain't it?

I was thinking of going bigger.

Bigger?

Really big. Like freak show big. 47 triple Fs. So large that other smaller breasts will want to orbit them.

I don't give a flying fuck if you do have cancer. Put your tits away in front of my kid.

Sorry. I took a lude.

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