DSDrill sergeant
Get your corn holly shit shit-stained asses over here!
What's with all the...recurring homophobic imagery? I'm starting to worry about this guy.
“Sh*t Highway” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Silas Botwin (2), Nancy Botwin (1), Andy Botwin (1), Celia Hodes (1), Doug Wilson (1)
Doug, what's your take on this Majestic proposal?
Basically, Majestic's overflowing a river of crap. It's got no place to go, but through us. Like a physical colonic. We got them by the sphincter. Shit highway could be our road to riches.
[Silas meets the returning character of PTO Pam in his community service]
Mrs. Gruber?
PGPam Gruber
Silas!
PGPam Gruber
Did you know that if you drink and take Ambien, you can randomly blackout and run your car onto a boulder?
PGPam Gruber
[points to a fellow community service worker] Who's that cute Latino guy?
PGPam Gruber
[when Silas ignores her] It's so hot! Why don't you take your shirt off?
I'm fine.
PGPam Gruber
You have nothing to be ashamed of, you're...you're young and lean like ostrich meat.
Have you been drinking, Mrs. Gruber?
PGPam Gruber
Don't tell! Anyway, it isn't illegal unless you're behind the wheel of a car, is it?
I guess not!
PGPam Gruber
[suddenly leans up to Silas and whispers in his ear] I'm wet!
[Silas goes back to work with a bewildered look]
[Silas goes for his community service but not before telling his mother he plans to sell her drugs to his fellow workers who are both unsupervised and "like to have fun"]
This is a non starter.
I will never let you deal.
You don't have the choice. I know you don't.
It's too dangerous. I don't want this for you. Come back here.
[Silas simply ignores her and walks out with the drugs]
We'll discuss this later.
SGSullivan Groff
[Of a french restaurant chain]Same menu, same framed posters, same smell. It has a certain ... comforting predictability to it.
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