Shane, did you shoot the Elderman's cat?
What! No! I shot the mountain lion. Right in the eye.
Why?
Because that's what Dad would've done.
“Good Shit Lollipop” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Nancy Botwin (7), Celia Hodes (5), Doug Wilson (5), Shane Botwin (3), Silas Botwin (1), Heylia (1), Dean (1), Lupita (1)
This sucks.
Yeah, but imagine how the mountain lion feels.
I haven't shit in 3 days. I'm like an African famine baby.
Oh hell no, you don't put weed in my cornbread!
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