Fifty bucks.
Seems expensive.
You want gross, crunchy feet? 'Cause girls don't dig that! (he reluctantly gives her the money)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hello, girls! Can you believe I scored tickets to Hall and Oates?
(while Cat and Daniel are dancing) Daniel ever spin you like that?
You wanna get slapped with a sausage?
(thinking) Sure. (pushes her face towards Tori's expectantly)
No!
(at Hollywood Arts' "Kick Back" party)
(Tori watches Cat and Daniel kiss for a couple of seconds from across the cheese fountain)
(Tori, out of jealousy, swiftly walks to the cheese fountain and turns the lever; the cheese expands and sprays all over Cat and Daniel)
What the hairballs?! (unplugs the water fountain)
(in anger) You got cheese in our hair!
Tori!
Why did you do that?!
I don't- I don't know! I was just- (runs off with the sausage still in her hand; Cat starts crying and runs off with Daniel)
You see? This is what happens when you mix teenagers and hot cheese. (to Lane) I warned you.
(Beck and Jade look for Tori in the Black Box Theatre)
Tori! Yo, Tori!
We saw you run in here!
What's with all that stuff?
Sinjin and his friends are putting on a play about a camping trip gone wrong.
Gone wrong?
They end up eating each other, I don't know!
Tori! Tori! Yo, Tori!
(Jade throws a broom at the tent on the stage)
(from inside the tent) Ow!!!
(sing-song) Toooooori! Come out to plaaaaaay!
Leave me alone.
What up with the hot cheese attack on Cat?
And her boyfriend, Daniel.
(after Cat sees Tori kissing Daniel and leaves)
Hey! Do either of you guys know what kind of meat Sikowitz uses in this sausage? I asked him and he just started laughing like, (he laughs like a maniac; Tori runs off) Bye!
Okay. I have left her five voice mails and sent her twelve text messages. Why won't Cat talk to me?!?
'Cause you squirted hot cheese in her ear!
And played smushy face with her boyfriend.
Those things upset some girls.
(to Tori) You wanna try the pooka fish?
You got rice and soy sauce?
No.
Then no!
Let me out!
Cat!
This is kidnapping! ...Or cat-napping! (laughs) Open the door!
I'm sorry! And I'm not just saying I'm sorry, I'm really, really, seriously sorry.
You sprayed cheese on me and then kissed my boyfriend
(ashamed of herself) Yeah. Yeah I did.
Why would you be mean to me?
I don't know. Maybe I did still have a few tiny little feelings left for Danny and maybe that's why I went a little crazy, seeing you two being all mushy together.
You could've just talked to me about it.
I know. What I did was terrible and awful and immature and you have every right to be furious with me. I swear, Cat, if I were you, I'd just punch me right in the face. (Cat punches Tori in the nose) OWWWWWW! [Holds her nose] Cat!
What?
You just punched me in the face!
(innocently) You said to.
I know, but that's just something people say when– [Her nose hurts even more] OWWWWWWW!
Does it hurt?
A lot. I think my nose may be broken.
(remorseful) Well, now I feel all bad.
Don't. I deserved it. Feel better?
I think so.
I'm sorry.
[Tori and Cat embrace.]
Is it broken?
HHospital lady
I don't think so. (feels nose) Just bruised...how'd this happen?
I uh, fell.
HHospital lady
On what?
Something hard.
Like a rock.
HHospital lady
We should get you x-rayed, take a seat over there.
(about Mark) HE is ridiculously hot. Everybody says he's an awesome kisser.
Make sure he knows...(into the phone, to Mark) I'm a cop.
(Tori's phone goes off in the middle of class)
Tori...
I swear, I thought I had it on vibrate...
Class is no place for swearing or vibrating!
Thanks a lot, Tori.
I get nervous when my brother eats things that aren't food. ...Seriously, I think he ate my charm bracelet.
Oh, I wish I could go to Karaoke Dokie!
Why can't you?
Who cares why she can't?
I was just wondering why she-
What, you need Tori around to have a good time, is that your point?
Dude!
WHAT?
JADE! (turns to her) You're lucky to HAVE Beck. Don't be such a GANK! (Tori smirks)
So, why can't you come?
Oh, Trina's getting her dumb wisdom teeth out today and guess who gets to spend the entire weekend taking care of her?
Okay, um...is it someone famous?
No! ME!
Why can't your parents take care of her?
'Cause they're gonna be in Santa Barbara.
What for?
So they don't have to take care of Trina!
Can't blame 'em.
Shucks to be you.
(to Jade) Gank.
(to Beck) You have insane hair.
Yeah, my hair was normal, then one day it just went insane. Sad story.
I like your story.
Um, hi? Miss?
What?
He has a girlfriend.
I don't see her.
(From behind her) Turn around. (Hayley turns around) Now you see her.
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