...Was my piccolo playing that bad?
Yeah... (she rubs Tori's hair)
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I say we celebrate...piccolo style. (starts to play, but Beck silences her)
No, no... (takes the piccolo from Tori's hand)
What did you do to my pants?
Good. Now, terrified.
What did you do to my pants?
Falling off a cliff.
What did you do to my PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS?!
Excellent. Now, as you can see, the same dialogue can evoke an infinite number of emotions, depending upon how the actor chooses to play it. Like a robot.
(imitating a robot) What... did you do... to my pants...?
Wrong! Robots don't wear pants... it was a trick.
OOfficer
What's your name?
Oh, I'm...uh...I'm... (sees a water jug that reads "Crystal Waters") Crystal Waters. It's okay, I'm on the movie.
OOfficer
Crystal Waters? I don't remember seeing the name Crystal Waters-
(runs out from the back; panicking) I can't find my mother. (grabs the officer by the shirt) Help me find my mother, please! MOMMMMMMMM! MOMMMMMMMMMMMM-
OOfficer
Shut up we'll find your mama. (he and Cat walk off. Cat winks to Tori)
(Sinjin slaps a bee on Andrè's shoulder)
Ow! What was that for?
There was a bee on your shoulder.
And you killed it before it could sting me? Thanks a lot, man.
What did I do?
No, just go on. Get out of here.
Did you meet Melinda Murray?
No.
I bet SHE'S been stung by a bee...
You can ask her yourself.
(upon seeing Tori and Beck hugging) 1... 2... Don't make me get to 3. (Beck unhugs from Tori) Better.
Oh, you have Mexican flavored gum?
Mexican's not a flavor.
Thank you.
TSTori's Newest Status on TheSlap
Jade's dress feels...warm. MOOD = Jaded
(Tori kisses Sinjin on his cheek as her thanks for agreeing to help her)
Here comes that feeling.
(pokes her head back in) I heard that.
Read the phone, Tori. Read the phone.
Don't you steal my phone in face bit.
(after the long flashback) So, you guys formed a fake ping pong team so you could get some money, buy a trophy for the school, save the principal's job, and take Sikowitz out for a big fancy dinner?
[pause] Yeah, I guess we could've just told it that way.
Yes, I'm wearing a ping pong jacket.
How could you not think to bring a fancy dress?
I don't know. I just didn't, okay?
You said you reminded everyone to bring nice clothes.
I did.
You didn't remind me.
(sarcastically) Whoops.
So, who's that?
Um, this is Danny.
Hey.
S'up.
Why are you talking to Tori?
He goes to my old school.
Sherwood.
He...was my boyfriend.
Girlfriend.
So, why'd you dump her?
Jade...
Can I guess? Because I got a lotta guesses.
Well, actually...
You don't have to...
Tori broke up with me.
Oh. And how did you celebrate?
Do you ever take a day off? (Jade smiles)
So, whatcha doin' here?
Yeah, what are you doing here?
Well, I've kinda been dating this girl that goes here, and I, uh, was supposed to meet her-
(squeals excitedly and runs in) Daniel!!! (she runs into his arms and they kiss) This is the guy I've been telling you about! My boyfriend!
(rolls eyes) Oh...
Daniel, these are my friends. Beck, Jade, and that's Tori.
Yeah, we...we've met.
Really? You know Daniel?
Oh, she knows Daniel.
(awkward) So...
(also awkward) So...
(evil smile) So...
How come everyone's being all weird?
I'll tell her!
No, you won't.
Cat, I used to go to Sherwood, with Danny, before I came to school here.
Oh, so you guys were friends?
Yeah, they were good friends.
Uh, I'm confused.
Danny and I used to date. (Cat gasps)
(to Jade) Why don't we walk over to some other location?
Ok, wait, so like you and Tori were like...
Girlfriend.
Boyfriend.
So...
Please don't feel weird about this.
You really shouldn't. We broke up a year ago.
Yeah, a year.
It's only been eleven months.
What difference does it make?
Forget it! The point is, I'm totally cool with you guys dating.
And I'm totally cool that you two are friends.
Well, ok then. It's all happy!
Ok.
I'm bored now. (walks away)
I apologize for... her. (walks away also)
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