Jade, Cat and others in “Unfinished Business”

[driving] So, Cat, is there some reason your brother replaced his seat belt with a rope?

No. He just loves rope.

[looks at Tori and Cat's science project] What is that thing anyway?

Oh, this is Cat's and my science project.

It's a robot with hamster power.

See, Mr. Hamster runs on this wheel and that creates electromagnetic electricity which flows through this transformer and powers... [in a robot voice] ...The robot.

Isn't it cool?

I don't know. All I heard was "hamster, hamster, science, science, Tori's boring, kill me".

(holding a muffin) You want a muffin?

Sure. (takes the muffin and eats it)

You brought muffins?

Oh, no. I found it under the seat. [in response, Jade spits out the muffin and throws it in the road] Not so boring now, am I?

All right, Vega! I'm gonna pull over–

Be quiet! I'm not gonna sit here and listen to the two of you fight for the next 2 hours!

She's the one… FOR 2 HOURS!?!

I thought we were just driving some dead actress' house and lighting a candle.

We are! Her house is in San Diego!

[suddenly stops the car with a screeching sound] SAN DIEGO?

Cat, we gotta finish our science project before morning!

But–

No! I'm not driving this rolling chiz block to San Diego and back!

[Cat starts to cry]

JUST DRIVE THE CHILD TO SAN DIEGO!!!